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SFBadger96

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #686 on: January 15, 2026, 02:22:11 PM »
Related to what I just read on the retirement thread, I've had several adults, likely in their 30s, call me "sir" to my face in the last week or so with the subtext being that I was their elder. That weirded me out--and made me grumpy.

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #687 on: January 15, 2026, 10:12:59 PM »
that hasn't happened to me much yet, but it's coming
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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #688 on: January 16, 2026, 11:47:36 AM »
This may go on the Tech Nerd thread, but since I'm grumpy about it, here it is:

One of the many meaningless tasks I perform is to upload certain university data to this Clearinghouse outfit so they can Get Meaningful Insights for universities and Provide Important Metrics That Definitely Matter And Amount To Things.  This data has to be formatted in a very specific way, and running the reports off of our server doesn't quite cut it.  It needs some formatting and things added, changed, etc.  

Excel is an ideal tool for this, but once I realized I didn't want to memorize the steps, read instructions every semester, or basically be bothered with it as much as possible, I wrote a Python script that takes my database report and spits out a correctly-formatted .csv file I can then upload.  The whole thing should take less than a couple of minutes, boom, done.  

Apparently in November, the Clearinghouse updated their platform, and it no longer accepts the standard .csv format where null values between delimiters (commas) don't matter.  They switched to a stricter file parsing protocol where it matters how many commas the header has....I think it's called "fixed-header format" or something like that.  What this means, in English, is that when you have a spreadsheet with a bunch of columns, but you insert a header row with only a few columns, when Excel (or Python, or just about anything) saves to a .csv file, it treats the first row as if it has as many columns as the rest of the rows, and in a standard text editor, you'd see a bunch of commas with nothing between them, indicating empty values.  So for example, if your spreadsheet has 10 columns, but your header row (1st row) only has a couple of things, it looks like this:  Column 1, Column 2,,,,,,,,       <--- All those extra commas are created by default because the rest of the document utilizes that space, and virtually all parsing systems are cool with that.  Now, this dumb thing has to be:  Column 1, Column 2   <--- for the first row only, and it fails the upload if there's any more commas than that. 

1)  This is dumb.  There's been standard parsing for .csv files forever, and it's completely unnecessary to make stricter parsing standards for a header.  It doesn't hurt anything, and nearly the entire world operates on the same protocol, and so did their system, until just recently.  
2)  Yes, I can open the files in a text editor and manually edit them.  But that defeats the whole point of automating this.  And to be clear, the files are quite a bit more complicated than the small example I gave.  Sitting here straining over their newly required header format on their website to figure out how many commas I need, and where, is annoying.  
3)  Off the top of my head, I don't know how to fix my script.  Doesn't matter what I do in my coding, once Python (or anything) spits out a .csv, it creates all those commas automatically.  I'm sure there's a fix, but I'm not enough of a programmer to know what it is.  

Tryna do one little thing that I actually went to school for, and these morons are throwing a wrench in the works.  


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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #689 on: January 16, 2026, 11:51:50 AM »
Can you run a post-processing script on the output .csv file to reformat it correctly?  I don't know Python but I've worked with every shell scripting language ever invented for UNIX and have done things like that before.

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #690 on: January 16, 2026, 12:01:16 PM »
I can't, but I'm sure it can be done.  

Maybe with some free time and help from ChatGPT I could figure something out.  

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« Reply #691 on: January 16, 2026, 12:49:57 PM »
Can you set up a script file that calls other scripts and then returns to that mother script when the process or application is complete?   I used to have scripts that were set to run big batch jobs in various applications, but files might need some manipulation either pre- or post-processing, or both.  


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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #692 on: January 16, 2026, 01:03:05 PM »
One question that comes to mind almost daily is whether most everything has become A) a steadily worse version of what it used to be? Or whether B) it's part of me growing older that what I grew up with will always seem better than what we get now? IOW, is the culture and the creative output of what we grew up with better than the culture now?

I think it's a bit of both, but the former (A) - that examples like film and top 40 music getting worse - is MUCH more to blame. Just about every bit of sports, entertainment, and pop culture in general has and continues to devolve for the worse compared to my time enjoying sports and entertainments in the 90s and 2000s. Pick any example you want, and across the board most any film franchise or sport has become less interesting to follow and feels hollow. Just look at our Death of CFB thread.

Another reason to believe that the former (A) is to blame is the overdrive of nostalgia you see for the 1980s/90s. Nostalgia has always maintained a presence in current entertainment, and its range usually extends 20-40 years back. In the 1970s the nostalgia entertainment focused on the 1940s/50s. But what you see today with seemingly every film a remake/reboot from an 80s/90s property is on hyper-drive. In this case, the 1980s/90s are being mined by Hollywood and the music industry because their originality has fallen off, meaning yes, in general everything has become steadily worse.

Lastly (and just look at our Death of CFB thread), another part of what makes everything worse, is how much harder it is to keep up anything. The changes to college football come much more quickly and decisively to the point it is no longer the sport I grew up with. Another example is Star Wars. I can't keep up with all the Disney Plus SW shows and would rather watch the older movies that I enjoyed as a kid.

It's driven me into reading older books, play-listing older music, appreciating friends that shared past times with me, and spending more time around my animals - Cats and Dogs are just as enjoyable of a presence as they were when I was a kid. And that seems like an older person response to no longer being served or entertained by the current times.

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #693 on: January 16, 2026, 01:09:37 PM »
^^^ Grumpy Old Man status achieved!  

But I totally get it....

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #694 on: January 16, 2026, 01:11:56 PM »
That's a true grumpy old man post and I'm here to applaud it!

Emotionally I want to agree with everything stated.

Intellectually I find myself disagreeing with a fair portion of it.

It warrants a longer response and I'm about to go get some Torchy's for lunch, but hopefully my grumpy old man brain remembers to check this thread and respond further, a little later.

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #695 on: January 16, 2026, 01:18:34 PM »
It warrants a longer response and I'm about to go get some Torchy's for lunch, but hopefully my grumpy old man brain remembers to check this thread and respond further, a little later.

Flagged.

Everything to do with Torchy's goes in the What Made Me Happy Today thread.  

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #696 on: January 16, 2026, 03:30:47 PM »
the Microsoft Outlook I'm using since April last year sucks compared to what I had previously

makes me grumpy
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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #697 on: January 16, 2026, 04:10:56 PM »
One question that comes to mind almost daily is whether most everything has become A) a steadily worse version of what it used to be? Or whether B) it's part of me growing older that what I grew up with will always seem better than what we get now? IOW, is the culture and the creative output of what we grew up with better than the culture now?
I don't think that it is A, in general

I ascribe to the Sturgeon&#039;s Law
Sturgeon's Law explanation... "Ninety percent of everything is crud." And then you compare that with B, nostalgia, and we tend to have a selective memory about the past. 

I.e. we largely remember the good things from the past more than the ninety percent. Whereas the present day, we're exposed to and focus on the entirety. So when we only remember the ten percent from the past and compare them to today's ninety percent, invariably we will think the past is better.

Now, there are other factors... I think with the rise of things like streaming services and the development of far more "niche" groups consuming content, there is a push to increase volume of content and that doesn't always mean you can keep the same quality. Back in the day, you had 3-4 major networks (4 incl. Fox which came later), and you had a limited number of screens to show movies. There was a scarcity issue that essentially FORCED content creators to try to rise above the median quality... It was a natural filter. Now you have everybody that wants as much content as possible, and they know that they aren't going to be able to grab nearly the same "mass" market attention so the ROI is smaller. So the "I" has to become smaller. You simply can't invest as much. 


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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #698 on: Today at 09:58:22 AM »
The nostalgia for the past created the reboot movie culture. You go to the theatre, and there's a bunch of lame crap that you've never heard of that looks awful, and then "oh look, a new Jurassic Park. I remember Jurassic Park." So you go to that, and it winds up being worse than the lame crap that you've never heard of that looks awful. 

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #699 on: Today at 10:01:05 AM »
no need to get grumpy about the movie theatre, simply avoid it.
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