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« Reply #20258 on: December 08, 2022, 09:52:40 AM »
Egg nog isn't a big deal or widely popular here

mostly because the store bought stuff is not great

I don't think I'd call it a "big deal" here.  It's on the store shelves everywhere and people buy it, but nobody's bragging about drinking it or anything.  Our eggnog party is unique, and probably a bit quirky, which is why we do it.


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« Reply #20259 on: December 08, 2022, 10:41:34 AM »
trying to impress a girl is often followed by "hold my beer"

Unfortunately (fortunately?), I don't have any cool stories like that.  As noted, Louisiana girls weren't impressed by me, so I didn't try.  Texas girls were, without me actually doing anything, so I didn't try.  

I have a number of friends with some hilarious tales of trying to impress girls, though.  

Where I can relate is with young guys attempting to impress their friends.  Me and one of my oldest buddies in Baton Rouge, I am sometimes amazed we grew up and didn't die with some of the stuff we got ourselves into.  We didn't even have youtube back then to give us ideas/how-to's on stuff we definitely should've stayed away from.  My stepsons occasionally tell us about things they did when they were 10-12ish with the pool of wisdom that is the internet at their disposal, and I'm similarly amazed that they didn't die either.  Or kill somebody else.  

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« Reply #20260 on: December 08, 2022, 11:00:17 AM »
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

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« Reply #20261 on: December 08, 2022, 11:01:24 AM »
Unfortunately (fortunately?), I don't have any cool stories like that.  As noted, Louisiana girls weren't impressed by me, so I didn't try.  Texas girls were, without me actually doing anything, so I didn't try. 

I have a number of friends with some hilarious tales of trying to impress girls, though. 

Where I can relate is with young guys attempting to impress their friends.  Me and one of my oldest buddies in Baton Rouge, I am sometimes amazed we grew up and didn't die with some of the stuff we got ourselves into.  We didn't even have youtube back then to give us ideas/how-to's on stuff we definitely should've stayed away from.  My stepsons occasionally tell us about things they did when they were 10-12ish with the pool of wisdom that is the internet at their disposal, and I'm similarly amazed that they didn't die either.  Or kill somebody else. 
The summer before my senior year in high school, I went to a bonfire party.  I don't even recall how I got the invitation, just that I kinda wanted to go because the girl who was hosting it (Heidi) was kinda hot.  Even if nothing came of it, I knew other people going, so I figured it should be fun.
About halfway through the party, the fire was getting a bit low and I look over, and Heidi is walking towards the bonfire with a gas can and she tips it over to pour some gas on.

You know where you see those commercials where things go in slow motion and you can hear your voice coming out in a low and slow "Noooooooooooooo" while something bad happens?  That actually kinda is true.  I can still see in my mind the fire moving up the stream coming from the can and, fortunately, at the very last moment, she whipped the can away before the can exploded.  The bonfire erupted 20 feet high and singed some leaves, but otherwise no damage.

Turns out, later that night I learned that she had done that to impress me.  Apparently she was looking for a way to start a conversation.

The relationship only lasted a couple of months, but those were a fun couple of months.

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« Reply #20262 on: December 08, 2022, 11:08:23 AM »
Dood, your charismatic magnetism nearly killed a girl.  

You must always use your powers for good.  

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« Reply #20263 on: December 08, 2022, 11:32:29 AM »
One bad thing about filling gas cans with static e.

Liquid gasoline won't explode though it will burn readily (duh) but once the vapors get started ....

Diesel won't burn if you throw a match onto it.

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« Reply #20264 on: December 08, 2022, 01:50:12 PM »
Dood, your charismatic magnetism nearly killed a girl. 

You must always use your powers for good. 
Heh.  Actually, there is another story I can tell here:

I am generally not a superstitious person.   Not a big believer in the paranormal.

But.....

I will NEVER flip a quarter again for the rest of my life.
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Back in college, my friends and I would hang out at a little snack shop in the basement of McCutheon Hall at Purdue.  It was the "McCutheon Grill", and thus we were the "Grill Rats".  We were there most nights, either hanging out, playing euchre, or doing homework / studying (even though most of us didn't actually live in McCutheon).

Anyways, one of my friends was short a quarter to buy a grilled cheese sandwich, so as a joke, I said, "Well, I'll flip you for it".  He "won" so I gave him the quarter and he paid for his sandwich.

The next day, his girlfriend dumped him.  Mostly due to the fact that she was actually married (and had never told him) and she was just feeling too guilty about it.  He had already been having a bad day considering his alarm hadn't gone off that morning and he had missed a test.  There was some other thing that went wrong too that I don't recall, but I do remember him telling me that his life had pretty much gone to crap since I gave him that quarter.

We joked about it a bit, and another friend offered to take a flipped quarter from me to "transfer the bad luck away from friend #1".  So, I flipped a quarter and gave it to friend #2.  The next day was particularly cold (this was January, IIRC).  Friend #2 needed groceries and went out to his car to drive over to Lafayette where the nearest Marsh was.  He got about half way there when his car started emitting black smoke everywhere.  Turns out, the cold weather somehow caused his engine block to crack.  Whole new engine required - $1800.

It became a bit of a running gag after that.  People wanted to test it and see if it was true.

Friend #3 got a flipped quarter:  The next day while driving, he tried to stop at a stop light but his car slid on the ice, and he t-boned a cop car.

Friend #4 got a flipped quarter:  He was a grad student working on his thesis.  Two days after receiving the quarter, his professor adviser dropped dead and the other faculty weren't willing to continue the existing thesis premise, so he had to start over from scratch.

Friend #5 got a flipped quarter:  The next day his mother wasn't feeling well, went into the hospital and needed an emergency hysterectomy.  

That was the point where I cut it off.  People were getting hurt.

There is a rational part of my mind that realizes that these were probably all coincidences and that there really isn't anything cursed about my hands.

But I'm not going to take any chances.

Just in case.

So yeah, haven't flipped a quarter in over 25 years.
(for the record, other denominations like dimes, pennies, etc. have no effect).

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« Reply #20265 on: December 08, 2022, 02:03:32 PM »
Good to know.

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« Reply #20266 on: December 08, 2022, 02:56:25 PM »
The summer before my senior year in high school, I went to a bonfire party.  I don't even recall how I got the invitation, just that I kinda wanted to go because the girl who was hosting it (Heidi) was kinda hot. 

The relationship only lasted a couple of months, but those were a fun couple of months.
You were right about one thing - she was kinda hot
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« Reply #20267 on: December 08, 2022, 03:42:36 PM »
President Sh*t for brains senile old f*ck face gives up an international arms dealer with deep connections to Russian military intelligence and upper echelon of Russian gov't- who armed terror groups everywhere from North Africa to the Middle East to South America and has been credibly accused of taking part in politically motivated assassinations for an American basketball lesbian who is in a Russian jail for marijuana. Can't make this sh*t up.

This was 100000000% done for optics. Pandering to LGBTQ+, blacks, and women for PR/votes. No one should give a single flying f**k about Brittney Griner when you have HOW MANY countless tens of thousands US citzens in AMERICAN jails and prisons for marijuana related charges.

Not to mention they gave Russia a bonafide evil vile bad guy to get this moron who willingly tried to bring marijuana (a substance which is basically illegal in every country- even HERE) into a foreign country she was visting. Sh*t is unreal. Who is the Russian puppet again lol.

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« Reply #20268 on: December 08, 2022, 03:59:09 PM »
lolz, even Micah Parsons tweeted a WTF about that.

....or does that go in the NFL thread?

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« Reply #20269 on: December 08, 2022, 04:00:01 PM »
Heh.  Actually, there is another story I can tell here:

I am generally not a superstitious person.  Not a big believer in the paranormal.

But.....

I will NEVER flip a quarter again for the rest of my life.
"
Back in college, my friends and I would hang out at a little snack shop in the basement of McCutheon Hall at Purdue.  It was the "McCutheon Grill", and thus we were the "Grill Rats".  We were there most nights, either hanging out, playing euchre, or doing homework / studying (even though most of us didn't actually live in McCutheon).

Anyways, one of my friends was short a quarter to buy a grilled cheese sandwich, so as a joke, I said, "Well, I'll flip you for it".  He "won" so I gave him the quarter and he paid for his sandwich.

The next day, his girlfriend dumped him.  Mostly due to the fact that she was actually married (and had never told him) and she was just feeling too guilty about it.  He had already been having a bad day considering his alarm hadn't gone off that morning and he had missed a test.  There was some other thing that went wrong too that I don't recall, but I do remember him telling me that his life had pretty much gone to crap since I gave him that quarter.

We joked about it a bit, and another friend offered to take a flipped quarter from me to "transfer the bad luck away from friend #1".  So, I flipped a quarter and gave it to friend #2.  The next day was particularly cold (this was January, IIRC).  Friend #2 needed groceries and went out to his car to drive over to Lafayette where the nearest Marsh was.  He got about half way there when his car started emitting black smoke everywhere.  Turns out, the cold weather somehow caused his engine block to crack.  Whole new engine required - $1800.

It became a bit of a running gag after that.  People wanted to test it and see if it was true.

Friend #3 got a flipped quarter:  The next day while driving, he tried to stop at a stop light but his car slid on the ice, and he t-boned a cop car.

Friend #4 got a flipped quarter:  He was a grad student working on his thesis.  Two days after receiving the quarter, his professor adviser dropped dead and the other faculty weren't willing to continue the existing thesis premise, so he had to start over from scratch.

Friend #5 got a flipped quarter:  The next day his mother wasn't feeling well, went into the hospital and needed an emergency hysterectomy. 

That was the point where I cut it off.  People were getting hurt.

There is a rational part of my mind that realizes that these were probably all coincidences and that there really isn't anything cursed about my hands.

But I'm not going to take any chances.

Just in case.

So yeah, haven't flipped a quarter in over 25 years.
(for the record, other denominations like dimes, pennies, etc. have no effect).

Was it the same quarter?  

Seems like by #3 or #4 they would've stopped taking the challenge.  

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« Reply #20270 on: December 08, 2022, 04:15:37 PM »
Heh.  Actually, there is another story I can tell here:

I am generally not a superstitious person.  Not a big believer in the paranormal.

But.....

I will NEVER flip a quarter again for the rest of my life.
"
Back in college, my friends and I would hang out at a little snack shop in the basement of McCutheon Hall at Purdue.  It was the "McCutheon Grill", and thus we were the "Grill Rats".  We were there most nights, either hanging out, playing euchre, or doing homework / studying (even though most of us didn't actually live in McCutheon).

Anyways, one of my friends was short a quarter to buy a grilled cheese sandwich, so as a joke, I said, "Well, I'll flip you for it".  He "won" so I gave him the quarter and he paid for his sandwich.

The next day, his girlfriend dumped him.  Mostly due to the fact that she was actually married (and had never told him) and she was just feeling too guilty about it.  He had already been having a bad day considering his alarm hadn't gone off that morning and he had missed a test.  There was some other thing that went wrong too that I don't recall, but I do remember him telling me that his life had pretty much gone to crap since I gave him that quarter.

We joked about it a bit, and another friend offered to take a flipped quarter from me to "transfer the bad luck away from friend #1".  So, I flipped a quarter and gave it to friend #2.  The next day was particularly cold (this was January, IIRC).  Friend #2 needed groceries and went out to his car to drive over to Lafayette where the nearest Marsh was.  He got about half way there when his car started emitting black smoke everywhere.  Turns out, the cold weather somehow caused his engine block to crack.  Whole new engine required - $1800.

It became a bit of a running gag after that.  People wanted to test it and see if it was true.

Friend #3 got a flipped quarter:  The next day while driving, he tried to stop at a stop light but his car slid on the ice, and he t-boned a cop car.

Friend #4 got a flipped quarter:  He was a grad student working on his thesis.  Two days after receiving the quarter, his professor adviser dropped dead and the other faculty weren't willing to continue the existing thesis premise, so he had to start over from scratch.

Friend #5 got a flipped quarter:  The next day his mother wasn't feeling well, went into the hospital and needed an emergency hysterectomy. 

That was the point where I cut it off.  People were getting hurt.

There is a rational part of my mind that realizes that these were probably all coincidences and that there really isn't anything cursed about my hands.

But I'm not going to take any chances.

Just in case.

So yeah, haven't flipped a quarter in over 25 years.
(for the record, other denominations like dimes, pennies, etc. have no effect).
This belongs in the "Cold Ice Chilled Place" or whatever that was that you and TK used to write in on the original CFN.

Or am I getting old and stupid?
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« Reply #20271 on: December 08, 2022, 04:22:53 PM »
Was it the same quarter? 

Seems like by #3 or #4 they would've stopped taking the challenge. 
Nope.  Different quarters.

As I said, at the time, it was more of a "This is stupid and I'm going to prove you wrong" type of thing.  #5 was just a glutton for punishment though.

But hey, this proves that I am indeed not using my powers for evil.



(though I have been tempted a time or two.....)

 

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