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MrNubbz

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« Reply #4956 on: April 19, 2021, 10:05:36 AM »





Church Ladies with Typewriters

They're Back! Those cheery Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services.

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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 Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.  The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
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 Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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 Don't let worry kill you off—let the Church help.
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 Miss Charlene Mason sang I will not pass this way again, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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 For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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 Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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 Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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 At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be: What Is Hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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 Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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 Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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 Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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 The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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 This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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 Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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 The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM .. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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 Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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And this one just about sums them all up:
 
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.”






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Re: In other news ...
« Reply #4957 on: April 19, 2021, 10:57:54 AM »
When any exciting opportunity comes my way, my first thought is WHY is this opportunity available? 
This is a very good reality check 

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« Reply #4958 on: April 19, 2021, 11:12:14 AM »
That is a very odd story, there is a nice book about it.
Guns of August has a great chapter about it. One of the very few diplomatic successes of Germany in the 20th Century and it came (mostly) against Britain which makes it all the more impressive because Britain's diplomatic success is astounding. 

Short version for those who do not know:
Prior to WWI the Ottomans had purchased a warship or some warships (I don't remember all the details) from British shipbuilders. 

When the war began the British were uncharacteristically undiplomatic in informing the Ottomans that their ships (which had been paid for) would not be delivered because the British had confiscated them due to their war with Germany. This REALLY ticked off the Ottomans. 

Meanwhile, the Germans had several warships in the Mediterranean which were effectively worthless to them since they were trapped there due to British control of the two exits (Suez and Gibraltar). Instead of giving them to the Austro-Hungarian Navy* they effectively gave them to the Ottomans. This made up for the Ottoman loss of the British ships and created a strong pro-german feeling in the Ottoman Empire. The Ottomans joined Germany in WWI in part because of this.

*Giving the ships to the Austro-Hungarian Navy would have likely been worthless as that Navy spent most of the war bottled up in Trieste at the Northern end of the Adriatic. 

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« Reply #4959 on: April 19, 2021, 11:26:05 AM »
On this technology question, one surprising contributor to the European technological surge was the Plague.

That may be counter-intuitive but hear me out:

The Black Death killed around one third of Europe's population. That is obviously horrific and devastating but a major unappreciated side effect was that the remaining people were each, on average, 33% wealthier than each pre-plague person had been. 

Consider a modern example: There are three of us and between us we own two cars. Thus each person owns an average of 0.67 cars. Now one person dies so two of us each own an average of 1 car. The two survivors are wealthier than the three were before the death.

The assets then were generally more agriculture related (plows, farmland, draft animals, barns,etc) but the same ratios apply. 

Additionally, the remaining population had 1/3 less mouths to feed. Furthermore, if you need 1/3 less food you can probably reduce the tilled land by 1/2 because you are, of course, going to take the least productive land out of tillage first.

Effectively this left the remaining 2/3 of the population vastly better off than they had been just a few years before. Some of their newfound freetime was used to think about ways to build better mousetrap and thus technology saw a significant surge.

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« Reply #4960 on: April 19, 2021, 11:32:23 AM »
Another unexpected example of an unlikely cause is that Britain's lack of wood was a major contributing factor to the industrial revolution for several reasons:

People had known for centuries that it was possible to mine coal and use it to burn for heat but as long as trees were plentiful it wasn't worth the effort so not much coal mining was done. As Britain began to run low on trees due to cutting them down for building materials, shipbuilding, and fuel the price of wood increased and coal mining became a viable industry. 

Ironworks discovered that because coal burns much hotter than wood, they could use it to produce steel more consistently than they could with wood.

Coal miners needed a way to pump water out of their mines and the first steam engines were used for exactly this purpose. 

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« Reply #4961 on: April 19, 2021, 11:43:14 AM »
Historical what-ifs:
The ancient Egyptians had what was in effect a mini steam engine. They put a pot over a fire with the lid designed to vent such that the venting steam caused the lid to rotate. They used this as nothing more than a palace toy to entertain guests but it embodies the basic premise of a steam engine. If they had stuck a pulley on the lid, the industrial revolution would have started in Egypt 4,000-6,000 years ago instead of in Britain >500 years ago.

Note that Ancient Egypt is so long ago that the Romans are closer in time to us than they were to the Ancient Egyptians. Think about that, when the Roman Legions got to Egypt and discovered the Pyramids, the Pyramids were older than the Roman ruins are now.

Speaking of the Romans, they were also right on the precipice of the Industrial revolution. They had central heating using boilers and steam to transmit heat throughout buildings. If you understand that, you aren't far from a steam engine, just use the expansion to drive a piston or turbine instead of to transmit heat and bingo, Industrial revolution.

I once read that a middle class citizen of Roman Britain had central heat and once the Roman Empire collapsed nobody in Britain not even the King and Queen had central heat for more than a thousand years.

Imagine where humans would be today if the Industrial Revolution had occurred 2,000 or 4,000 years ago!

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« Reply #4962 on: April 19, 2021, 12:48:48 PM »
When any exciting opportunity comes my way, my first thought is WHY is this opportunity available? 


Speaking of opportunities, I just spent hundreds of dollars on tickets to this upcoming season's CyHawk game to justify crashing my best college buddy's family reunion in Ames during that weekend.

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« Reply #4963 on: April 19, 2021, 01:19:52 PM »
You're assuming you'll be welcome
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« Reply #4964 on: April 19, 2021, 04:00:32 PM »


Imagine where humans would be today if the Industrial Revolution had occurred 2,000 or 4,000 years ago!
All of the futuristic movies made would be utopias with gregarious main characters and homely-looking female sidekicks?
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« Reply #4965 on: April 19, 2021, 04:10:20 PM »
Imagine where humans would be today if the Industrial Revolution had occurred 2,000 or 4,000 years ago!
Probably would have extinguished ourselves within the first 400 years of either. 

Right now we're anywhere between 180 and 260 years out from our industrial revolution depending on how you count, and I'm not convinced we're going to make it to 400. 

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« Reply #4966 on: April 19, 2021, 07:46:48 PM »
and I'm not convinced we're going to make it to 400.
Got news 80 and I'm out,you wanna hang around like Noah and scream at clouds knock yourself out
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« Reply #4967 on: April 19, 2021, 09:09:18 PM »
That's an interesting question:  if/when life expectancy goes up to say, 200 years......would you want to live that long?  Assuming it's prorated out so that you feel 40 when you're 100, etc.
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« Reply #4968 on: April 19, 2021, 09:30:26 PM »
When your body gives out and quality of life goes away, it's time to go
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« Reply #4969 on: April 19, 2021, 09:42:44 PM »


Break on thru to the other side
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