Austin sucks. You heard it, summer is hot, oppressive, brutal, unbearable. Women are ugly, beer is illegal, a green mist that turns you inside out, and roving bands of kidney thieves disguised as state workers that'll harvest your organs and leave you in a bathtub full of ice. Or, they would, if Austin had any ice. But it doesn't. Because of all that heat you see.
Definitely look into moving to California though. That place rocks. I hear they even pay their college athletes.
