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MrNubbz

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Dumb Jokes
« on: November 14, 2019, 05:27:00 PM »
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Re: Dumb Jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2019, 08:22:15 PM »
Honestly thought this was going to be about Penn State's defensive backs....
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2019, 09:43:19 PM »
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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LetsGoPeay

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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2019, 07:39:36 AM »
What do you get when cross a penis and a potato?

A dictator
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2019, 07:40:27 AM »
Side note: This is how you can tell I’m a true IU football fan. My phone autocorrected “penis” to “Penix”. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2019, 09:03:58 AM »
penis should probably always be autocorrected to something else
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2019, 09:56:18 AM »
My phone must really think I'm interested in talking about duck and ducking by the nature of its autocorrects. 
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2019, 01:08:47 PM »
Quote from: LetsGoPeay on November 15, 2019, 07:40:27 AM
Side note: This is how you can tell I’m a true IU football fan. My phone autocorrected “penis” to “Penix”.
Now THAT is good stuff.
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GopherRock

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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2019, 01:40:59 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2019, 01:56:42 PM »
Loved Prarie Home Companion
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2019, 02:22:02 PM »
The wife wants me to visit Christian Communities but I told her I want to stay here with you guys
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2019, 10:49:15 PM »
Q. What's the difference between a Minnesota Cheerleader and a moose?

A. 5-lbs.

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Q. How do you make up the difference?

A. Feed the moose.



This is a football forum; the jokes should have something to do with football, or its supporters.
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