Lubbock, Texas, where you can watch your dog run away for a week. If you stand on a can of paint, you can watch him run away for a month.
Which reminds me, did you know that if you scaled down the Earth to the size of a bowling ball, the Earth would be smoother than the bowling ball?
That's per the director of Mapping, Charting, & Geodesy at West Point 25 years ago.