2023 Michigan Season Thread

[ELA]

Stop reading the Washington Post. It's literally fake news. Portnoy never sexual assaulted anyone. His name ain't Mel Tucker. He has raised tens of millions for small businesses during COVID though....

Portnoy = GOAT'ed

Someone should tell Nixon

[Mdot21]

😂😂😂. 

Talk about triggered! 

Go ahead MDot.  Let off some steam. 

I can’t blame you.  Your house of cards is crumbling around you.  It was just like all the other Slappy is over there on Mgoblog.  Not the least bit concerned about the blatant, premeditated, sophisticated, plans, and budget to cheat. 

Just concerned about trying to blame someone else.  Sad.

Don't give a single flying fck about the sign stealing.

Ohio State fans are going to be very disappointed by the lack of punishment that is coming Michigan's way.

If Jeem pummels pussy Cryin Ryan for the 3rd year in a row and actually wins a Natty- no Michigan fans will give a flying fck about sing stealing.

Cover 3 Podcast nailed this entire fiasco...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oImYZCnXxD4&t=1s

[Honestbuckeye]

Busted!

[Honestbuckeye]

Don't give a single flying fck about the sign stealing.

Ohio State fans are going to be very disappointed by the lack of punishment that is coming Michigan's way.

If Jeem pummels pussy Cryin Ryan for the 3rd year in a row and actually wins a Natty- no Michigan fans will give a flying fck about sing stealing.

Cover 3 Podcast nailed this entire fiasco...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oImYZCnXxD4&t=1s

If your Astros can accomplish that, without cheating by knowing EVERY play their opponents are calling - that would be impressive.  

But cheater cheater booger eater will still be 3-6 v OSU. ( the year he pussied out with fake Covid is a loss)

[ELA]

Barstool is literally for morons who upgraded from bottom shelf bourbon and CollegeHumor.com to middle shelf bourbon.  Their top end is the guy Matt Damon shit on on Good Will Hunting.

He literally hired an idiot from a Tigers podcast, based on his losing his shit during a meaningless no hotter, and made him his MLB guy.  That shitty Tigers podcast has tripled in listeners since Barstool "stole"him.  But his listenership doesn't actually care about sports, they are way more about blaming all of the girls that never slept with them

[Honestbuckeye]

[ELA]

[img width=274.381 height=375]https://i.imgur.com/eRqOiYY.jpg[/img]

Shutdown Fullcast came up with...

Jail to the Victors
That Team Up Oliver North
The Tape, The Tape, The Tape

And they are so frequently accused of being pro-Michigam, they introduce the podcast as being "the internets only Michigan football podcast"

[Honestbuckeye]

I used to be impressed that Michigan went from two and four of the Covid year to national powerhouse in one season.  Obviously I’m not anymore now that we all know how they did it.

[MrNubbz]

Dave Portnoy is literally the best...

 because Barstool is known for hiring only the best. 

[medinabuckeye1]

But in all seriousness, if this is true, there is no way Harbaugh coaches another game

Quote from: Honestbuckeye 10/25/2023, 6:59:30 PM
Wow. Just… wow. that’s lost scholarship, vacated wins, post season ban territory.
and interesting as to where it started.
Still think I'm over the top @SuperMario ?

Sticking to my hedge, if this is true, it is easily the biggest cheating scandal in the modern history of CFB.

We all know that Bo Schembechler's athletic department orchestrated the biggest pay-to-play scandal in the modern history of CBB.

At that point:
Dirty football program.

Dirty basketball program.

Dirty athletic department.

Dirty institution.

scUM

[SuperMario]

Quote from: Honestbuckeye 10/25/2023, 6:59:30 PM
Wow. Just… wow. that’s lost scholarship, vacated wins, post season ban territory.
and interesting as to where it started.
Still think I'm over the top @SuperMario ?

Sticking to my hedge, if this is true, it is easily the biggest cheating scandal in the modern history of CFB.

We all know that Bo Schembechler's athletic department orchestrated the biggest pay-to-play scandal in the modern history of CBB.

At that point:
Dirty football program.

Dirty basketball program.

Dirty athletic department.

Dirty institution.

scUM

Yeah. I do. People obsessively posting pictures memes and links might as well head over to barstool. I’ll stick to conversations about travel and food with the guys here still worthy of respect.

[MaximumSam]

Yeah. I do. People obsessively posting pictures memes and links might as well head over to barstool. I’ll stick to conversations about travel and food with the guys here still worthy of respect.

Hey good memes are the best part of any scandal

[Honestbuckeye]

This is easily the biggest cheating scandal in modern sports.  

Shaving points is one guy.  Paying a guy to come to your school- the guy is on your roster before any game is played. 

This is organized, scheduled in game cheating on every play.  The integrity of the game is out the window.  

UM has beaten The spread at a sustained rate never before seen, during this stretch.  

Their last 2 playoff games- where they didn’t have the plays- they were beaten in embarrassing fashion. 

And please don’t call this circumstantial evidence.  The tickets were purchased- and they have the receipts.   They have video proof of recording their future opponents signals.   Now( if Washington Post is true) they have proof on Michigan computers that this was all planned, budgeted and paid for by coaches and assistants, and plenty of video proof that this “ signal savant”
Was feeding info, in game, to both UM’s coordinators.    Nothing circumstantial about that. 

The hammer will come down.   It has to.  

It may take a while, but it will.   

[ELA]

Auburn is still an active P5 program.  It's not like this is unprecedented.  Just a very new lane for Michigan.  They are the Auburn of the north at this point considering the number of rules violations their program is built upon.  I honestly think that's the crippling part for a large number of non alums who somehow acted superior.  Hell, they are a better version of Auburn.  Auburn wishes they had the amount of success Michigan built across multiple sports based on cheating