2023 Michigan Season Thread

[Honestbuckeye]

hope Jeem stole all of OSU's signs then destroyed the evidence Hillary Clinton style and Day asks for a refund from his FBI agent investigator.

Put down Jeems balls.  Your slurping isn’t credible. 

[FearlessF]

Greg Schiano is the biggest doosh asshat in the B1G and that’s saying something bc that disgusting mongoloid of a human being fatfuck BERT is in the B1G.

Michigan’s 2nd teams would probably beat the 4 B1G teams they played. Doubt this is nothing more than some penis envy.

my humble cornsidered opinion is that Jeem is by far the biggest douche

[847badgerfan]

my humble cornsidered opinion is that Jeem is by far the biggest douche

Seconded.

[GopherRock]

my humble cornsidered opinion is that Jeem is by far the biggest douche

Motion has been made and seconded. All in favor say "Aye"!

(Chorus of Ayes)

All opposed say no!

(Crickets)

The ayes have it, the ayes have it!


https://youtu.be/3c3tKfW7o0g?si=2eAKeWXHwstid4hd

[medinabuckeye1]

Honestly @Mdot21 , do you even have a half throttle? 

When you aren't happy with Harbaugh he is a booger-eating moron. 

Today you aren't happy with Schiano so he is:

Greg Schiano is the biggest doosh asshat in the B1G and that’s saying something bc that disgusting mongoloid of a human being fatfuck BERT is in the B1G.

When you do like something you are 100% all-in that way. To hear you tell it, your #1 CB isn't just good nor even great, nope. He is the best in the history of ever.

Slow down dude. 
Maybe I missed it but I don't think any of the tOSU or other potentially anti-Michigan guys here have jumped 100% all-in on the Jeem is the biggest cheater of all-time side. 

That is certainly not where I am but it is a publicly revealed investigation by the NCAA that the league announced. 

There might end up being nothing there, but there is enough smoke that it seems ludicrous to just brush it off with "Schiano is a doosh".

[Temp430]

Schiano is a good coach, I'm sure he'll return Rutgers to its former football glory.  Nevertheless, somewhat disappointed that MDot21 didn't come up with a penis based label for him to compliment his characterization of other Big Ten coaches.

[847badgerfan]

I hope none of this is true. I don't like it when my school or its conference mates do bad things.

[MrNubbz]

Motion has been made and seconded. All in favor say "Aye"!

Aye - Aye

[MikeDeTiger]

I hope none of this is true. I don't like it when my school or its conference mates do bad things.

Just wait 'til the B1G and the SEC are done absorbing all relevant football schools and then merge into one giant black hole of "Haves," leaving the Have-nots crushed in their gravity.  Then you'll be stuck in a super-league with Alabama and Auburn.  The number of things you won't like will be vast.  

[MikeDeTiger]

Yes, it is amusing.  Woody and Schembechler were close friends.  Don't think that's the case with Day and Harbaugh.

Don't think that's the case with Harbaugh and.....anyone.  

[847badgerfan]

I'll probably not care by then. It's already getting harder and harder to be a fan anymore.

[MrNubbz]

 Then you'll be stuck in a super-league with Alabama and Auburn.  The number of things you won't like will be vast. 

Shooting dogs and poisoning trees?

[MikeDeTiger]

Shooting dogs and poisoning trees?

Don't forget teabagging.  

[MikeDeTiger]

I'll probably not care by then. It's already getting harder and harder to be a fan anymore.

I get it.  NIL and the transfer portal are what seem likely to do me in.  They've both pushed the sport toward being just NFL-lite, imo.  I could be just getting older, but I can't keep track of the kids at all the positions anymore.  We sign a class, but after a year half of them are gone to another school, and their half has been replaced by a slew of kids from schools around the country.  Call me naive, but when I was growing up I could reasonably believe that kids came to BR because they wanted to represent the state and loved the program.  I don't think that's the case anymore.  Half of them come because they think it's a good NFL pipeline, and half of them leave because we're behind the curve in NIL $.  Most don't care about the program or representing Louisiana athletics, I think.