I mean, there's a lot of reasons you don't let a 7 year old drive.
My 10 year old is a pretty awesome driver though, I'll tell you that much.
On the toilet paper, I can SORT of understand the idea that people are planning on isolating themselves for multiple weeks at a time, and if they're attempting to avoid all human contact or at least a lot of it, then the necessities must be purchased in bulk at the beginning of this. But even with my wife and 12yo daughter using toilet paper at a crazy rate, we still only use maybe 4-6 rolls per week. So a 24-pack should get us through a month of quarantine.
But some folks are carting off pallets of the stuff. Are they trying to create a shortage and then corner the market or something? So strange.