Speaking of weak sex, that reminds me of this one girl I tried to start something up with in Hallettesville, TX who totally shut me down. I wasn't used to that. Louisiana girls always seemed immune to my charms, but something about Texas girls....they liked me. Maybe it's the accent. I married a Texas girl, probably because that seems to be the only state with women who would have me. Anyway, there was this gorgeous girl I met at the courthouse one day, we talked for a while, I was feeling good about things, I asked her out, she said no.
It's on topic for the thread....it was weak, because there was no sex.
I'd rather talk about that then LSU football.