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CharleyHorse46

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Big 12 CCG Haiku
« on: November 24, 2018, 12:09:06 AM »
Well how about that
The team with no D prevailed
To lose next week



CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2018, 01:39:57 AM »
Yet one more collapse
Fourth quarter Texas terror
Hang on for dear life!
« Last Edit: November 24, 2018, 01:42:24 AM by CousinFreddie »

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2018, 02:03:32 AM »
First time since oh nine
Texas has a title chance
Relevance returns?
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Horns average D
Matched in mediocrity
By Horns so-so O
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Even Lil’Nichols
Put more points up than Texas
Against Lil’Kansas

CharleyHorse46

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2018, 09:51:47 AM »
Cousin, are you drunk?
Your haiku is gibberish 
Lil’ this and lil’ that

CharleyHorse46

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2018, 09:53:21 AM »
The consensus here
Is OU may not survive
Big 12 down to 9

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2018, 10:11:43 AM »
No title Texas
What a decade of despair
Don’t blow this too Horns!

FearlessF

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2018, 11:03:00 AM »
Big 12 needs a team in the playoff

Commish stacks the deck

Dirty Boomers
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

CharleyHorse46

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2018, 03:17:04 PM »
Gosh dang Cornhusker
Incapable of haiku
5, 7, 5, bro

CharleyHorse46

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2018, 03:19:04 PM »
Texas fans all grin
Not doomed or worried this week
Confidence is high

FearlessF

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2018, 04:07:02 PM »
I could be drunk



like your Red River Cousin

Incapable of haiku
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2018, 04:13:13 PM »
While I’ll never tell
Sober or not I at least
Get five seven five!

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2018, 04:14:59 PM »
The rules of haiku:
First line has five syllables
Then seven then five
« Last Edit: November 24, 2018, 04:17:43 PM by CousinFreddie »

utee94

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2018, 10:40:32 PM »
o u sucks it's true
All folks that matter agree
Texas wins again

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2018, 11:23:05 PM »
People who matter
To a homer like utee
Cheer for a suckbutt

longhorn320

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2018, 11:51:26 PM »
I dont do Haiku

too much trouble just to say

OU sucks big time
They won't let me give blood anymore. The burnt orange color scares the hell out of the doctors.

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2018, 10:05:48 AM »
To say “Texas sucks”
Is like saying “End result”
A redundancy

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2018, 11:24:38 PM »
Someone tell Texas
That the game lasts four quarters
Don't leave after three!

longhorn320

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2018, 11:48:06 PM »
Someone tell OU

It takes offense and defense

Better bring them both
 
They won't let me give blood anymore. The burnt orange color scares the hell out of the doctors.

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2018, 11:58:23 PM »
Take the google test
Type "<state name> sucks" in google
See who gets more hits
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Oh okay okay
If you insist I'll tell ya
Y'all suck 8 X more!
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Numbers please well sure:
Texas gets 70 mil
Okla just 9 mil
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I know some people
Don't like evidence based truth
But how about you?

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2018, 10:02:29 AM »
Crickets are chirping
Longhorns are ruminating
Worried about the game 

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2018, 12:38:59 PM »
Round Two Red River
How Lucky Are We This Year?
Double Longhorn Wins



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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2018, 01:04:11 PM »
Big 12 Champions
Early Longhorn Christmas Gift
Wouldn't that be sweet










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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2018, 01:08:02 PM »
Horns could win by ground
But young Herman lacks patience
Kyler gets the ball

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2018, 01:09:13 PM »
Here comes Bevo Claus
Bringing Victory Again
Sooners might get coal 



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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2018, 01:18:11 PM »
Everbody knows
That o u still sucks big time
Horns win the b 12

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2018, 04:44:38 PM »
Ev’ry Texan knows
That to lose is what UT
Is really there for

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2018, 04:46:17 PM »
Just as I figured
Horns avoid the google test
Too painful to see

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2018, 08:25:26 PM »
The fourth quarter starts
Has anyone seen the Longhorns?
Did they leave the field??

longhorn320

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2018, 08:40:10 PM »
UT offense set

where has OU defense gone

hiding on the bus
They won't let me give blood anymore. The burnt orange color scares the hell out of the doctors.

CousinFreddie

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Re: Big 12 CCG Haiku
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2018, 09:27:55 PM »
In the fourth quarter
All Horns will join OU D
Chillin’ on the bus

 

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