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Topic: RRS Haiku
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CousinFreddie · « **on:** September 30, 2018, 02:04:04 AM »

The past is prologue
Bobby beat Mack and Charlie
Lincoln will beat Tom

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2018, 10:41:33 AM »

Horns pissed off the gods

Their prize: a decade of woe

Is their curse over?

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2018, 10:46:52 AM »

OU's twelve and six
This century v. the Horns
Love that BEVO-Q

utee94 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2018, 12:18:24 PM »

Is Kyler Murray
An ewok, or is he in
The lollipop guild?

CharleyHorse46 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2018, 01:05:56 PM »

Cousin Fred whistles
But look at his furrowed brow
He knows what’s in store

CharleyHorse46 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2018, 01:08:00 PM »

Texas has always
Played way up or played way down
Guess which one shows up

CharleyHorse46 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2018, 01:10:40 PM »

Cotton Bowl break down
Corn dog falls from toothless mouth
Sad trip to Norman

CharleyHorse46 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2018, 01:13:15 PM »

Kyler gets Bomared
Stoops’ d-backs get all lit up
Shock the nation tour

CharleyHorse46 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2018, 01:14:54 PM »

Poor Oklahoma
First the Dust Bowl and then meth
This will be much worse

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2018, 05:17:34 PM »

Texas will be blue
Not just thanks to Beto's win
But OU's win too

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2018, 05:22:46 PM »

Herman beat OU
As head coach of the Cougars
What a perfect tease!

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2018, 05:27:09 PM »

New Texas "ledge" bill:
Cede Dallas to Okieland
A fait accompli!

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2018, 05:31:37 PM »

Texas on a roll
Confidence a ten year high
The perfect setup

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2018, 10:43:30 PM »

Little known fact is
Texas fans have four nipples
Just like their mascot
***
This gives maximum
Suckage potential for which
Texas is renown

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