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Topic: RRS Haiku

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CousinFreddie

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RRS Haiku
« on: September 30, 2018, 02:04:04 AM »
The past is prologue
Bobby beat Mack and Charlie
Lincoln will beat Tom



CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2018, 10:41:33 AM »
Horns pissed off the gods

Their prize: a decade of woe

Is their curse over?

CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2018, 10:46:52 AM »
OU's twelve and six
This century v. the Horns
Love that BEVO-Q

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2018, 12:18:24 PM »
Is Kyler Murray
An ewok, or is he in
The lollipop guild?


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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2018, 01:05:56 PM »
Cousin Fred whistles
But look at his furrowed brow
He knows what’s in store

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2018, 01:08:00 PM »
Texas has always
Played way up or played way down
Guess which one shows up

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2018, 01:10:40 PM »
Cotton Bowl break down
Corn dog falls from toothless mouth
Sad trip to Norman

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2018, 01:13:15 PM »
Kyler gets Bomared
Stoops’ d-backs get all lit up
Shock the nation tour

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2018, 01:14:54 PM »
Poor Oklahoma
First the Dust Bowl and then meth
This will be much worse

CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2018, 05:17:34 PM »
Texas will be blue
Not just thanks to Beto's win
But OU's win too

CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2018, 05:22:46 PM »
Herman beat OU
As head coach of the Cougars
What a perfect tease!

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2018, 05:27:09 PM »
New Texas "ledge" bill:
Cede Dallas to Okieland
A fait accompli!

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2018, 05:31:37 PM »
Texas on a roll
Confidence a ten year high
The perfect setup

CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2018, 10:43:30 PM »
Little known fact is
Texas fans have four nipples
Just like their mascot
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This gives maximum
Suckage potential for which
Texas is renown

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2018, 11:44:36 AM »
isn't the nipple the Suckie and not the sucker?
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2018, 11:58:17 AM »
Frank should know better
On this thread, questions are posed
In five seven five

CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2018, 12:04:38 PM »
Each growing calf knows
Cows get sucked by other cows
It stays in the herd

CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2018, 12:06:54 PM »
It's udderly clear
that Texas sucks Texas sucks
Texas sucks Texas!

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2018, 12:50:23 PM »
Okie stands aloof
Sad tear rolls down his fat face
Sister licks it off

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2018, 02:14:20 PM »
Frank knows and enjoys the game

Sooners and Longhorns are lame

Husker history is past but not forgotten
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2018, 02:15:31 PM »
Okie feigns no fear
Sam channels inner Gardere
Victorious steer

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2018, 04:00:33 PM »
Sooners love Texas
Home of their players and coach
Without Texas, Nil


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Underdog Longhorns
Ready to pull an upset
Primed for a comeback







CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2018, 04:01:06 PM »
All those Texas fans
Cheering like one family
Because, well, they are

CousinFreddie

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2018, 04:09:26 PM »
Horns fans a-braggin'
They might be two time losers
But third time's a charm!


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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2018, 04:09:41 PM »
Red River Game Day
Like Super Bowl for Okies
Because No Pro Team

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Why no pro team there? 
Because Oklahoma Sucks
Why even live there? 



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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2018, 04:21:57 PM »
Ah, but as I'm told
Dallas is Baja OK
Go Boys and OU!

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2018, 04:24:49 PM »
Ah, but as I'm told
Dallas is Baja OK
Go Boys and OU!
That is 0 for 2
On the RIGHT teams to support
Cowboys also suck

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2018, 04:25:46 PM »
Texans and Cowboys
Also playing this weekend
Crazy Texas Fun

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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2018, 05:37:08 PM »
Not this year, Sooners
No scoreboard in your favor
Longhorn victory


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Re: RRS Haiku
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2018, 07:09:08 PM »
Texas can’t host this
DKR was a Sooner
Can’t beat OU there

 

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