Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest

[CharleyHorse46]

Ok

[Shiner]

50 yard line.

[BrownCounty]

So you instead of asking a question that can have 101 possible answers (thus ensuring separation among entrants), you want me to ask a question with no more than 6 probable answers, thus guaranteeing a clustering of contestants instead of a separation.

You don’t statistic much, do you, BC?

Sure I do.  But who cares.  We're just funning here.

[BrownCounty]

Piss me off too much and you can all stick this game up your asses.

C'mon, take it easy, killer.  Just trying to make it easy for ya this week, that's all.

[Gigem]

USC 42 yard line. 

[CousinFreddie]

Texas 28 yard line

[utee94]

50 yard line.

Hedging your bet.  Smart play.

[FearlessF]

The turnover has to be by Ehlinger. He throws a pick or fumbles. I’m not sure how much more simple the question can be.  You know I am kind of an a-hole.  Piss me off too much and you can all stick this game up your asses.

Just don't change you name again

[CousinFreddie]

LOL, FF ... but I kind of like JCG's shape shifting when it comes to aliases ... all pretty clever ... am not sure whether I like Hooky Hornstein or Charley Horse better, but probably CH, since it's a subtle critique of what was going on in UT football about the time he picked it.  Actually the more I think about it, it's sheer brilliance.

Me, the only thing I've done is pick some generic name and then change it to the name it morphed into being called most.  Original, perhaps, but far short of brilliant and not at all a critique of, well, anything.  The only thing I like about it is that others have morphed into other names, like Sooner Red who called me, from Dennis the Menace, Mr. Willlllllllllson!

So, it's kind of fun seeing what other people do with your moniker(s), I suppose.

[FearlessF]

I was a huge fan of Samsung Soonert

wish that guy was still around

[utee94]

I lose track when people change their names.  I typically just keep on calling them the same thing so as not to confuse myself.

I've been utee94 since a couple boards before cnn/si, and that's the only name I've ever used on message boards.

Interestingly enough, in the dark ages while Al Gore was still putting the final touches on his invention of the internet, I was known as "Shiner" on the Internet Relay Chat (IRC).

I made a heck of a lot better Shiner than this new guy, that's for sure.

[FearlessF]

you drank that swill back in your youth?

was Live Oak, not a brewery back in the stone age?

[BrownCounty]

I've just about lost all manhood.  Dark beer sets me back too much these days.  Been drinking Rolling Rock whenever I can find it.  Nice, pale, easy flowing river beer.

[FearlessF]

that stuff is much worse than Busch Light