Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest

[CousinFreddie]

But I see Texas winning this game.  Just a gut feeling, and maybe keeping my expectations in check.  I have a bad feeling about this game.

[Gigem]

UT by 13.  I don't know why?  

[CharleyHorse46]

Nobody knows why. That’s why this game is so brilliant.

[BrownCounty]

OU will have 80 more total yards.

[utee94]

I forgot to enter last week.  Guess it wouldn't be a half-assed contest if I remembered to enter every week.  I'm doing my part.

[CousinFreddie]

I forgot to enter last week.  Guess it wouldn't be a half-assed contest if I remembered to enter every week.  I'm doing my part.

Halfway well put.  The other half which you appropriately omitted is that despite missing a week, you're still in 3rd.  I missed the first week and I'm still in 2nd.  Between the two of us, our half-assed involvement is keeping us near the top of the leader board.  BC is on top, and it's time for him to miss a week too.  You can't stay respectable in this half-assed contest if you pick every week.

[utee94]

Halfway well put.  The other half which you appropriately omitted is that despite missing a week, you're still in 3rd.  I missed the first week and I'm still in 2nd.  Between the two of us, our half-assed involvement is keeping us near the top of the leader board.  BC is on top, and it's time for him to miss a week too.  You can't stay respectable in this half-assed contest if you pick every week.

Excellent point.  And, you gotta think, when T95 misses a week, he's still going to remain in 1st.  Because that's just the kind of zany half-assed thing that happens around here.

[CousinFreddie]

Yes, I think it's a requirement to stay ahead in this contest.  Of course, we gotta give our BC friend (I always think of the BC cartoon when I write that, and picture him as that caveman guy) credit for that ballsy half-assed pick last week.  That alone probably guaranteed that he'll stay half-assed competitive.

[utee94]

Weird, I posted something to another thread and it ended up here...

[longhorn320]

Weird, I posted something to another thread and it ended up here...

wow 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5GP5uztjkE

[CharleyHorse46]

Weird, I posted something to another thread and it ended up here...

Senior moment.
God’s gentle way of warning you not to send nasty pictures to your girlfriend.
She won’t get them.
Your mom, daughter, church pastor, AC repairman or wife’s best friend will.
Happened to Brett Farve and Andrew Weiner.

[UT-Erin03]

Now even though we've had questions on Oklahoma and Texas before, we would be remiss if we did not take a look at them one last time this weekend as we roll into the Red River Shoot Out Rivalry Showdown.

Assuming one of these two teams has more total yards (net rushing plus net passing, return yards not included) than the other, I need for you to pick (a) which team will have more and (b) how much more.

Here's an example for the very slow.  Last year OU had 518 while Texas had 428 so the winning answer would have been OU 90.

Thank you for playing.  Don't ask me questions and don't change your answer.

I almost missed this week's question, but I remembered to come check today.  
My half-ass guess is OU has more by 30. 

Although I hope not, but we shall see.   I never know how this game will go, but that's why it's the best game of the year! 

[FearlessF]

just like last year

OU Land-thieves by 90

[utee94]

OK, my half-assed answer:

Dirt burglars by 48