The Porch, y'all. pull up a seat and kick back.

[utee94]

Shiner isn't as good as it was when I was in college, too much use of corn adjuncts.  But I'll always have a soft spot for it, so no lectures forthcoming from me.

If you truly like American light (in color not calories) lagers though, there are plenty of craft options that are similar in style to the macros, and taste a heck of a lot better.  Texas specifically has a ton of really good craft pilsners being brewed these days.

[Shiner]

Thanks for the recommendation.  And thanks for sparing me the lecture of how my pedestrian taste buds should grow up and move past macro swill varieties.

He probably figures you're beyond hope at this point.

[utee94]

He probably figures you're beyond hope at this point.

Ha!  And that, too.

[BrownCounty]

He probably figures you're beyond hope at this point.

This relationship is guaranteed to pick up where it left off.

[longhorn320]

Shiner?

Damn theyll let anybody in here

[Shiner]

Shiner?

Damn theyll let anybody in here

This is the Backporch.... the security has always been weak.... and the clientele a bit shady...

[MikeDeTiger]

How weird, I was just thinking about you either yesterday or the day before, for the first time in I don't know how long.  And then, like the devil, you appear.  

If your boys can't beat us this year, y'all never will.  

[Shiner]

How weird, I was just thinking about you either yesterday or the day before, for the first time in I don't know how long.  And then, like the devil, you appear.  

If your boys can't beat us this year, y'all never will.  

My guess is we don't.  Which should seal Sumlin's fate I might add.

[BrownCounty]

My guess is we don't.  Which should seal Sumlin's fate I might add.

Because having a 3-1 record is just unacceptable.  A&M has a way of burning down its own house.

[BrownCounty]

I was just thinking about you either yesterday or the day before.  And then, like the devil, you appear.

Start thinking about Marisa Tomei in my bedroom.

[MikeDeTiger]

I don't want to think about anyone in your bedroom.

What's the 3-1 record?

[BrownCounty]

What's the 3-1 record?

Evidently it's a firing offense at A&M.

[BrownCounty]

One thing I've noticed forever, and for some reason it hit me like a ton of bricks at work today - Anytime someone has a baby the first thing women talk about is what?....  you guessed it, how much the damn thing weighed.  And they are all interested in this factoid, while men just kinda nod as if some disposable information just went right in and right out.

I mean, what is it, a bass?

[Shiner]

Evidently it's a firing offense at A&M.

Sumlin won't be fired for what he's done in the month of September.  We're the September National Champions afterall.  It's what he has done (and will do) in the other months that will be his undoing.