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Title: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Big Beef Tacosupreme on September 15, 2017, 01:37:22 PM
It's Friday.  Time to annoy you.

Yep, I know I did this early last week.  My inconsistency just adds to the annoyance.

1.  Somebody last week said they would rather have Wilton Speight instead of Trace McSorely.  This may be among the most homer things I'd ever heard, so it stuck with me.  So far this season Speight may be the worst QB in the B1G.  Maybe he gets a pass against Florida, but that performance against the bearcats was awful as well.

2.  Maybe it's just me, but perhaps we should stop putting Maryland and Rutgers in the same category?  Nah.

3.  I'd really like to say something to annoy Purdue fans, but after the last few years I can't be that cruel.  Anybody notice the video game numbers their QB is putting up?

4.  Ohio State - JT Barrett is actually pretty good.  He's getting a lot of blame, simply because Ohio State fans are used to having more talent and the better team.  Oklahoma was the better team last week, and they simply had more talent.  That doesn't mean you bench your record setting QB, it simply means that Meyer has some coaching to do.  He's good at that.  Methinks you'll still beat Michigan and Penn State somehow...

5.  Wisconsin - I wonder how Wisconsin fans are going to handle all of those sober mormons?  The badgers are going to feel like they are in soviet Russia.  And if you do find alcohol, good luck finding coffee the next morning. 
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 15, 2017, 01:46:47 PM
Gonna be a lotta badger fans that need bailin' out the next morning.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: 847badgerfan on September 15, 2017, 01:52:41 PM
Not sure how many are even going. I have not kept up with that.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 15, 2017, 01:55:17 PM
BAC limit in Utah is 0.05

Badger fans exceed that when they are sober. 
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: grillrat on September 15, 2017, 02:09:34 PM
BAC limit in Utah is 0.05

Badger fans exceed that when they are sober.
Say What?  That's absolutely ludicrous.






Where have you ever seen a sober Badger fan?
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: FearlessF on September 15, 2017, 02:19:53 PM
you can drink Irish cream straight up, you don't need to put it in coffee

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Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 15, 2017, 02:41:13 PM
You'd have to use it as a suppository, so it doesn't taint your breath.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: 847badgerfan on September 15, 2017, 02:41:36 PM
My head was grazed by an empty whiskey bottle, back in the day when the shoe had temporary bleachers next to the actual seats in the stadium. Talk about a bunch of townie drunks.

I guess those 42 unanswered hurt pretty bad, but probably not as bad as that bottle would have had it been a direct hit. Never saw it coming. I mean, it's not like I was the one scoring all those points, or anyone around be for that matter.

In Madison that sort of behavior is reserved for the asshat students.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 15, 2017, 02:46:45 PM
The temporary bleacher section was the student section. 
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: FearlessF on September 15, 2017, 02:48:51 PM
non-traditional students?
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 15, 2017, 02:58:43 PM
We are talking about what used to be the open (South) end of the Horseshoe, no? 
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: 847badgerfan on September 15, 2017, 03:14:32 PM
The temporary bleacher section was the student section.
The bottle came from the hard seats - section 29A as it's now called. They were not students.

The students were on the other side of the bleachers.

The one side we were on was for visiting fans.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: grillrat on September 15, 2017, 03:25:50 PM
Badge is just pissed the bottle was empty.   :72:
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 15, 2017, 03:26:26 PM
Bummer. 

I wonder how they managed to sneak it in? 
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 15, 2017, 03:30:04 PM
Badge is just pissed the bottle was empty.   :72:
Yeah, I'm not sure what that has to do with Sconnie's game in Provo. 
Perhaps he took offense to my characterization of Wisconsin fans as a bunch of beer loving brat eaters. 
And here I thought that they prided themselves on that particular stereotype. 
What evs. I never attend Buckeye games in person, and I'm not much of a drinker. So it wasn't me. 
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: 847badgerfan on September 15, 2017, 03:33:35 PM
Bummer.

I wonder how they managed to sneak it in?
We saw tons of people with bottles in there. You really don't see much of that in Camp Randall because most of the Wisconsin contingent drink beer (sans asshat students).

I don't drink before games and I really don't appreciate being around people who have way too much. That goes for Madison too.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Big Beef Tacosupreme on September 15, 2017, 03:38:51 PM
Forgot One:

Penn State - I get it, you did the whole "satellite camp" thing at Georgia State, and now you're paying them back.  The only people that suffer are the fans, right?  What's next, week one Big 10 games?  Primetime games against patsies on BTN?  Thursday or Friday games?  Nah, the B1G would never stoop so low.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Big Beef Tacosupreme on September 15, 2017, 03:42:36 PM
you can drink Irish cream straight up, you don't need to put it in coffee

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No alcohol, coffee, or tea at BYU.  You can get kicked out of school for that type of infraction.
(I'm actually not kidding)
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 15, 2017, 03:48:46 PM
They recently began selling caffeinated sodas. 

Baby steps... 
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: 847badgerfan on September 15, 2017, 03:54:28 PM
How the hell did Jim McMahon make it through that school?
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: FearlessF on September 15, 2017, 04:03:47 PM
lived off-campus and majored in basket weaving?
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: FearlessF on September 15, 2017, 04:06:39 PM

Perhaps he took offense to my characterization of Wisconsin fans as a bunch of beer loving brat eaters.
And here I thought that they prided themselves on that particular stereotype.
you left out the cheese curds.  Can't hardly have brats and beer w/o cheese curds
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 15, 2017, 05:16:24 PM
you left out the cheese curds.  Can't hardly have brats and beer w/o cheese curds
Good point. 
That's a third stereotype that I had thought that their fan base wore as a Badger of honor. 
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: mcwterps1 on September 15, 2017, 06:25:43 PM
That's enough about booze.

I've heard Ped State guys can't handle their liquor.

Or, know the number to 911.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: 847badgerfan on September 16, 2017, 11:54:28 AM
Good point.
That's a third stereotype that I had thought that their fan base wore as a Badger of honor.
Cheese curds are good, like twice a year or so. I love it at the State Street Brats.. They serve them with full-fat dressing, along with carrots and celery. Heh.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: 847badgerfan on September 16, 2017, 11:55:07 AM
That's enough about booze.

I've heard Ped State guys can't handle their liquor.

Or, know the number to 911.
Gonna have to wash out that mouth with some soapy water, fella.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: mcwterps1 on September 16, 2017, 12:08:49 PM
Gonna have to wash out that mouth with some soapy water, fella.
What?  
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: FearlessF on September 16, 2017, 12:12:49 PM
ya don't talk about booze that way
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: Brutus Buckeye on September 16, 2017, 01:03:24 PM
Say What?  That's absolutely ludicrous.






Where have you ever seen a sober Badger fan?

Oh yeah, it gets worse. 
The only place you can acquire beer stronger than 3.2 is at the liquor store. And they have to sell it unrefrigerated. And it's really expensive. 
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: 847badgerfan on September 16, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
ya don't talk about booze that way
Yep.
Title: Re: Stirring the pot 2
Post by: 847badgerfan on September 18, 2017, 03:40:45 PM
Seriously? ROWphers? He's changing the nickname now? Knee pads? WTF.

You couldn't make this shit up.

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