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The Power Five => Big XII => Topic started by: CharleyHorse46 on November 24, 2018, 12:09:06 AM
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Well how about that
The team with no D prevailed
To lose next week
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Yet one more collapse
Fourth quarter Texas terror
Hang on for dear life!
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First time since oh nine
Texas has a title chance
Relevance returns?
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Horns average D
Matched in mediocrity
By Horns so-so O
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Even Lil’Nichols
Put more points up than Texas
Against Lil’Kansas
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Cousin, are you drunk?
Your haiku is gibberish
Lil’ this and lil’ that
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The consensus here
Is OU may not survive
Big 12 down to 9
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No title Texas
What a decade of despair
Don’t blow this too Horns!
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Big 12 needs a team in the playoff
Commish stacks the deck
Dirty Boomers
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Gosh dang Cornhusker
Incapable of haiku
5, 7, 5, bro
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Texas fans all grin
Not doomed or worried this week
Confidence is high
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I could be drunk
like your Red River Cousin
Incapable of haiku
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While I’ll never tell
Sober or not I at least
Get five seven five!
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The rules of haiku:
First line has five syllables
Then seven then five
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o u sucks it's true
All folks that matter agree
Texas wins again
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People who matter
To a homer like utee
Cheer for a suckbutt
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I dont do Haiku
too much trouble just to say
OU sucks big time
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To say “Texas sucks”
Is like saying “End result”
A redundancy
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Someone tell Texas
That the game lasts four quarters
Don't leave after three!
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Someone tell OU
It takes offense and defense
Better bring them both
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Take the google test
Type "<state name> sucks" in google
See who gets more hits
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Oh okay okay
If you insist I'll tell ya
Y'all suck 8 X more!
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Numbers please well sure:
Texas gets 70 mil
Okla just 9 mil
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I know some people
Don't like evidence based truth
But how about you?
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Crickets are chirping
Longhorns are ruminating
Worried about the game
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Round Two Red River
How Lucky Are We This Year?
Double Longhorn Wins
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Big 12 Champions
Early Longhorn Christmas Gift
Wouldn't that be sweet
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Horns could win by ground
But young Herman lacks patience
Kyler gets the ball
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Here comes Bevo Claus
Bringing Victory Again
Sooners might get coal
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Everbody knows
That o u still sucks big time
Horns win the b 12
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Ev’ry Texan knows
That to lose is what UT
Is really there for
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Just as I figured
Horns avoid the google test
Too painful to see
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The fourth quarter starts
Has anyone seen the Longhorns?
Did they leave the field??
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UT offense set
where has OU defense gone
hiding on the bus
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In the fourth quarter
All Horns will join OU D
Chillin’ on the bus
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I am with Freddie
Rematch when the Sooners win
And Dawgs beat the Tide.
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Silly S E C
They cheer for each others' teams
They know no rivals
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Just as I figured
Horns avoid the google test
Too painful to see
No Google needed
Google is for things unknown
OU Sux is fact
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Just three days to go
For OU, it’s not D day
But big time O day!
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Lucky Sooner gals
Their team gives the best big O
Throughout the whole game
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Sooners, much to lose
Playoff nod is possible
But not after loss
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Texas is win/win
Bragging rights, dash OU hopes
No playoff for you
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The only thing I miss
Is Utee who I could diss
and listen to him hiss
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I don't like either
Could both of you lose this game?
I know you miss us
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I miss Nebraska
I miss its bucolic fans
and the certain wins
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And I miss the Buffs
I miss 70-3
I miss such cupcakes
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I miss Missouri
Although we still win in bowls
We should beat them more
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I miss A&M
You beat them 70 times
Yet they "rule the state"
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But forget those ho's
They ran off like scalded cats
At least OU stayed
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The Sooners had to
Their identity is us
They're inverse Longhorns
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Bob and Mack are gone
And we are not "scared to death"
Texas powns OU
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sooooo true....
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The Sooners had to
Their identity is us
They're inverse Longhorns
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We’re inverse Longhorns?
You mean like we tend to win
And you tend to lose?
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We are the Sooners
Doin' land rush in Texas
Stakin' our next win
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Three Big 12 titles
What the heck happened to y'all?
Got left in OUr dust
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Hmmm, whom do I miss?
All those Big 8 foes for sure
But A&M, nah
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We’re inverse Longhorns?
You mean like we tend to win
And you tend to lose?
Facts bother you much?
Maybe you should google, Fred
We have the most wins
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Yeah you once won more
The thirties and the sixties
But not this century
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It was your mistake
To join a conf with OU
Texas waterloo
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Two Times for Hate-Week
Sooners, double the trouble
OU loss, part deaux
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Yeah you once won more
The thirties and the sixties
But not this century
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It was your mistake
To join a conf with OU
Texas waterloo
We take the high road
While OU is ignoble
NCAA facts
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Though evil reigns
The righteous shall soon prevail
Thus sayeth the Lord
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Saint Peter Gardere
Sooner kryptonite channeled
By Sam tomorrow
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Dust bowl survivors
Oft ravaged by tornadoes
Facing their worst fear
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Hush in the trailer
Meth or sex with sis won't do
Sooner loss, despair
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One year, two losses
Both to the Texas Longhorns
Infractions be damned
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Bring out the Trans Ams
OU is back in business
The way to keep up
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Their land, they stole it
Players, song and their colors too
They steal everything
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Jerry's door opens
"Where are the fried Twinkie cakes?"
Sooner fans so sad
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3e/d2/ab/3ed2abc440440f3f69787e38bc16dbf0.jpg)
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Pride of the midwest
Them American Sooners
God bless them Okies
(https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/598/524/524598.jpg)
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Heartbreak, thy name IS
The Oklahoma Sooners
No playoff for you
(https://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/ou-girl-crying.jpg?w=630)
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I love pretty girls
I love Tex-Mex served with beer
I love Sooner tears
(https://sportsdaydfw.imgix.net/1475625378-soonerkidcrying.jpg?w=1200&h=630&format=jpg&crop=faces&fit=crop)
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Cry, little buddy
You'd better get used to it
You're an Okie kid
(https://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/ou-crying-kid-2.jpg)
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two wins in one year
Longhorn win means ownership
Tower all burnt orange
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Light The Tower Or'nge
Sweet words uttered by Craig Way
Tomorrow at 3
Poor okies climb back
Into their homes and drive north
Banished one more year
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Such Texas bullshit
Exploiting a young child's tears
Then they claim high road?
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It took a Sooner
To give Texas a natty
NCAA facts
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We are just better
Make all the excuses you want
OU's still on top
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Satan and OU
Nazis and USSR
They all love red. Hmmm...
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hey now Charley Horse
this aggression will not stand
sayeth true Big Red
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Horns have my Karma
Kiss of death to the Soonerz...
money on OU
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Thank you Mr Phil
Glad you are not like Gig em
He’s a hater
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I have my reason
rooting for the Horns today
some playoff chaos
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Horns that are long
Will score early and often
Sooner or later.
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Horns with 2 TDs
Sooners settle for FGs
Tim Beck knows offense
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Congrats, Cousin Fred
I did not like all the calls
But eh c'est la vie
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Kudos to Sam E
And the whole Texas program
Horns are back again
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Our defense showed up
At long last they found the field!
Historic safety
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Glad our team prevailed
Against our worthiest foe
See y’all next autumn
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Satan and OU
Nazis and USSR
They all love red. Hmmm...
Some good here surely
but I like this one the best.
OU really sux
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Some good ones here but I like this one the best.
‘Twas surely clever
Tho it’s my understanding
That Satan has Horns
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the devil has horns
Bevo is no one's devil
Bevo has no balls
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the devil has horns
Bevo is no one's devil
Bevo has no balls
Huskers in Big land
Never to be seen again
Hail to thee once King
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Corngrats Sooner fans
go hang 50 on bama
no defense needed
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Thanks for the corngrats
Bama's a 2 TD fav
Just like in '13