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The Power Five => Big XII => Topic started by: CousinFreddie on September 30, 2018, 02:04:04 AM
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The past is prologue
Bobby beat Mack and Charlie
Lincoln will beat Tom
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Horns pissed off the gods
Their prize: a decade of woe
Is their curse over?
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OU's twelve and six
This century v. the Horns
Love that BEVO-Q
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Is Kyler Murray
An ewok, or is he in
The lollipop guild?
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Cousin Fred whistles
But look at his furrowed brow
He knows what’s in store
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Texas has always
Played way up or played way down
Guess which one shows up
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Cotton Bowl break down
Corn dog falls from toothless mouth
Sad trip to Norman
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Kyler gets Bomared
Stoops’ d-backs get all lit up
Shock the nation tour
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Poor Oklahoma
First the Dust Bowl and then meth
This will be much worse
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Texas will be blue
Not just thanks to Beto's win
But OU's win too
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Herman beat OU
As head coach of the Cougars
What a perfect tease!
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New Texas "ledge" bill:
Cede Dallas to Okieland
A fait accompli!
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Texas on a roll
Confidence a ten year high
The perfect setup
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Little known fact is
Texas fans have four nipples
Just like their mascot
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This gives maximum
Suckage potential for which
Texas is renown
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isn't the nipple the Suckie and not the sucker?
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Frank should know better
On this thread, questions are posed
In five seven five
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Each growing calf knows
Cows get sucked by other cows
It stays in the herd
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It's udderly clear
that Texas sucks Texas sucks
Texas sucks Texas!
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Okie stands aloof
Sad tear rolls down his fat face
Sister licks it off
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Frank knows and enjoys the game
Sooners and Longhorns are lame
Husker history is past but not forgotten
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Okie feigns no fear
Sam channels inner Gardere
Victorious steer
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Sooners love Texas
Home of their players and coach
Without Texas, Nil
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Underdog Longhorns
Ready to pull an upset
Primed for a comeback
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All those Texas fans
Cheering like one family
Because, well, they are
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Horns fans a-braggin'
They might be two time losers
But third time's a charm!
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Red River Game Day
Like Super Bowl for Okies
Because No Pro Team
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Why no pro team there?
Because Oklahoma Sucks
Why even live there?
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Ah, but as I'm told
Dallas is Baja OK
Go Boys and OU!
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Ah, but as I'm told
Dallas is Baja OK
Go Boys and OU!
That is 0 for 2
On the RIGHT teams to support
Cowboys also suck
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Texans and Cowboys
Also playing this weekend
Crazy Texas Fun
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Not this year, Sooners
No scoreboard in your favor
Longhorn victory
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Texas can’t host this
DKR was a Sooner
Can’t beat OU there
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Big Twelve head to head
What would you like to compare
Hmmm maybe conf crowns?
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Boomer Sooner
Texas Fight
Hail the Victors Saturday Night!!!
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Lil Jordan Humphrey
Poetic and athletic
A Sooner Nightmare
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No nightmare for me
He states his case perfectly
Kudos to U.T.
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Horns do less with more
While OU does more with less
And you know it's true!
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Dear ECFG's
Golden Hat misses Austin
Please return this year
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Never miss key words
DKR was a sooner
key word equals was
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You can take the boy
Out of OK, yet OK
Never leaves the boy
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Greatest Texas coach
Was a hardscrabble Okie
Never forget it
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Riley sick this week
Probably knows loss coming
Better stay in bed
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Bevo getting big
Huge gains in the off-season
Ready to hook 'em
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Bevo looks tasty
Big, easy, tender and soft
Ready for the grill
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Punt Return TD
Safety FG Punt Punt Miss
Punt Texas is Back?
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An achilles heel:
OU’s atrocious defense
Texas scores at will
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Greatest Texas coach
Was a hardscrabble Okie
Never forget it
OU’s MNCs
Correlate to probation
Are you proud of that?
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You can take the boy
Out of OK, yet OK
Never leaves the boy
It has long been said
OU gets the best Texans
That money can buy
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Horns do less with more
While OU does more with less
And you know it's true!
It’s about focus
Austin serves lotus flowers
3.2 for you
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The above haiku
Made a Homer reference
And not the Simpsons
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Bonghorns' last resort
Call all other teams cheaters
False piety sucks
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Our defense does suck
A great chance for your offense
To show they are back!
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In my observation
Horns often win the trenches
Could happen this time
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Overated chant
aptly applies tomorrow
OU sucks will do
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Too good to be true
Kyler trampled under hoof
Poor carpetbagger
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Texas ranked again
Heady times in ATX
Fire up that bong, Horns!
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Google which state sucks
Texas gets ninety million (https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-ab&ei=wYq3W4ekOsid5wKWqYuYAg&q=Texas+sucks&oq=Texas+sucks&gs_l=psy-ab.3...79229.80477..82997...1.0..0.49.262.6......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i71.9oooUGhjiSw)!!
OK a mere nine (https://www.google.com/search?q=oklahoma+beautiful&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab)
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Rivalry on river red
Loser might prefer to be dead.
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Texas fans listen to inbred Jed
better dead than Sooner Red
Cincydawg screws up the thread!
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Posters not too wise
Haiku rules been bastardized
Lil Kyler lacks size
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Google which state sucks
Texas gets ninety million (https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-ab&ei=wYq3W4ekOsid5wKWqYuYAg&q=Texas+sucks&oq=Texas+sucks&gs_l=psy-ab.3...79229.80477..82997...1.0..0.49.262.6......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i71.9oooUGhjiSw)!!
OK a mere nine (https://www.google.com/search?q=oklahoma+beautiful&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab)
Seriously, Fred
Did you just misspell OU?
Ninety billion, bro
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Rivalry on river red
Loser might prefer to be dead.
Go to night school, dawg
Take a haiku class or two
Come back in a year
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Bonghorns' last resort
Call all other teams cheaters
False piety sucks
Seven championships
Seven infractions as well
See that correlates
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Only four have more
Texas is not one of them
That's moral high ground
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Our defense does suck
A great chance for your offense
To show they are back!
Oh don't dupe the gods
Not when we are tough at last
Let's let this play out
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You have three probations
Matching four championships
You need to catch up
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Sure we’ll play it out
My frank assessment means naught
The gods can’t be duped
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You have three probations
Matching four championships
You need to catch up
Ok Ok, Fred
Touche and very well played
Love ya, Frienemy
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@longhorn320 (https://www.cfb51.com/index.php?action=profile;u=16)
Happy Red River Birthday
May The Longhorns Win
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320 B day?
The man gets older yet still
Happy B day, dood.
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Erin is groovy
She remembers our b-days
What a weird stalker
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Have a great weekend
Fellow Horns and Fred, you too
May the best team win
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Of course best team wins
Texas lifts the Golden Hat
So long, ousux
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Erin is groovy
She remembers our b-days
What a weird stalker
I do love birthdays
But I don't stalk, I take notes
And then hoard my notes
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Erin has big heart
BC is worthless bastage
Forgot wife's birthday
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State motto of Oklahoma?
At least we're not Arkansas.
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W L O C P
No haiku to taunt others
They are not rivals
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Hey my Texas friends
Am stunned by the haiku-less
As I'm sure are you
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Has been a fun week
Two worthy foes facing off
Here's to a great game!
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very good so far
17-10 Horns
Sam Ehlinger has been nails
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Twenty-four to ten
The only surprise to me
Is CD’s “haiku”
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Poor Oklahoma
Their hand sign is the horns down
Defined by their hate
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Texas is up 21 in the 3rd quarter! :57:
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Dam it, Texas fan
You have to write in haiku
Five, seven and five
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OU has stormed back
Texas up by 7 with 3 min
To go and OU has the ball
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Big win for Texas
Glad to see OU fight back
But Longhorns own the day
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Texas won that’s nice
Kyler earned lots of respect
Stoops is your weak link
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Lincoln, Kingsbury
Starting to look much the same
'cept one had jump start
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Texas win no fluke
Lil Kyler played his best game
Horns clearly stronger
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Texas won that’s nice
Kyler earned lots of respect
Stoops is your weak link
Our weak link is gone
With hope we can thank Texas
In the CCG