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The Power Five => Big XII => Topic started by: utee94 on October 02, 2023, 08:18:04 AM
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Old rivals fighting
Two titans of the B 12
Horns Victorious
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Sad sooners depart
Driving their houses northward
Mobilehoma weeps
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Why named a toothbrush?
Instead of being teethbrush?
Sooner smile reveals
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Hopefully Thumper or C-Dubb will stop by to razz me.
And this thread is definitely not the same since Hooky passed.
But it's tradition and here we are.
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The above is not intended to be haiku
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Shotguns are loaded
We have circled the wagons
Bevo steps on dick
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Wagon would sooner tip over
Than roll the mighty Horns
Not gonna be pretty.
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Hopefully Thumper or C-Dubb will stop by to razz me.
And this thread is definitely not the same since Hooky passed.
But it's tradition and here we are.
^^^^^^^^^^
The above is not intended to be haiku
It is the 3rd time both teams come in 5-0. OU won in 2002, Texas won in 2008. Bob & Mack were on the sidelines. Now it is Brent & Sark and it is the last RRS that is part of the Big 12.
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We hold our Horns up
Victory over sooners
We are burnt orange proud
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It's that time again.
Applause for Sooner Magic! :wee_hee:
Sad Texas Longhorns. :'(
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There are no emojis in haikus, Sooner.
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Ewers and Worthy
Connect for seven touchdowns
Sooner defense, toast
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There are no emojis in haikus, Sooner.
Won't be any 'Horns in the stands after the 3rd Q either.
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Won't be any 'Horns in the stands after the 3rd Q either.
There's some froth! I sure wish Cousin Fred would come around to give us Horns the business, too!
There is absolutely nothing more painful, as a Longhorn fan, than losing to the Sooners and having to walk around Fair Park for the rest of the day, being mercilessly taunted by the Crimson horde.
But that's also what makes winning feel SO damn good.
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Closest I've ever come to something like that was at DKR when I went to the 2019 opener against La. Tech, wearing my LSU gear.
The number of UT fans who howled that I wasn't supposed to be there til next week and strolled off laughing at themselves hardily as if they'd said something terribly clever and original....were legion.
That's not exactly getting harassed, but it differed from them generally ignoring me when I used to go in my LSU gear.
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Two blue-bloods on screen
Annual battle for pride
Crowd evenly split
Big 12 boasts matchup
They need to brag while they can
Both teams are leaving
Come to SEC
We have money and viewers
Also, inbreeding
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Two blue-bloods on screen
Annual battle for pride
Crowd evenly split
Big 12 boasts matchup
They need to brag while they can
Both teams are leaving
Come to SEC
We have money and viewers
Also, inbreeding
Also, inbreeding
Oklahoma fits right in
Sister/wife is nice
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Closest I've ever come to something like that was at DKR when I went to the 2019 opener against La. Tech, wearing my LSU gear.
The number of UT fans who howled that I wasn't supposed to be there til next week and strolled off laughing at themselves hardily as if they'd said something terribly clever and original....were legion.
That's not exactly getting harassed, but it differed from them generally ignoring me when I used to go in my LSU gear.
I have absolutely no idea what this means, but I'm okay with that.
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Tumbling sideways
Just like the team with Texas
Schooner crash and burn
(https://i.imgur.com/hlsbTrY.png)
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Filthy and smelly
Manure all over the place
Longhorn cheerleaders
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Oh they're filthy.
But it ain't from manure.
(https://i.imgur.com/vLm1JJ8.jpg)
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Also, inbreeding
Oklahoma fits right in
Sister/wife is nice
Married a Longhorn
They had pick of the litter
She is rather cute
Although we're best friends
Thankfully not related
As far as we know
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Uhhhhh
I appreciate that you are following the structure, but I'm not sure you're getting the intent...
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OU sux, OU
sux OU sux OU sux
OU sux sux sux
That better?
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word up
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We take Texas' pride
We also take their manhood
Petty larceny
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Oklahoma sucks
Thus has it been for all time
And for all time hence
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October seven
All gas no brakes on big stage
Celebrates roadkill