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The Power Five => Big Ten => Topic started by: TyphonInc on April 01, 2020, 08:21:58 AM
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So, my Aprils fools prank this morning didn't get the effects I had hoped.
I found my girls awake and snuggling with their momma this morning. We had pleasant conversation for a couple of minutes, then I shared I had some 'bad news.' I said, girls I've been working really hard this morning, but I can't get your computers to power up, I'm just stumped on what to do next." I got an "awww", and a "oh no, I won't get my login bonus." Then a pause and they glanced at each other, and in unison started singing "we don't have school today, we don't have school today!"
My wife had to remind the girls what today was and asked them if they thought this might be a prank. They both giggled and asked if I would leave so they can start planing their own pranks. I'm thinking there will be some more shenanigans today.
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I proposed to my now wife on April 1. I had no idea what day it was.
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I always liked the classics. Rubber band around the sink sprayer so that it sprays the first person that turns on the sink. Hard boiled eggs rolled down into the toes of shoes. And so on and so forth.
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It's for kids and they are pretty enthusiastic about it. Mommy's peloton shoes are taped over so she cant click in. Mouse laser is disengaged. Bug on lampshades
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The wife reminded me we were engaged on this date and I told her I never really meant it.
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I always liked the classics.
https://youtu.be/a_1OVYsLqMU
Look,man I ain't fallen for no banana in ma tailpipe
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we put dirt clods in the tailpipe of the opposing hs team's bus during a baseball game
it wasn't April, but the bus wouldn't start after the game