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The Power Five => Big Ten => Topic started by: MrNubbz on November 14, 2019, 05:27:00 PM

Title: Dumb Jokes
Post by: MrNubbz on November 14, 2019, 05:27:00 PM
https://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/anything-else/2019/11/108891/dad-jokesclean-puns-needed-come-on-all-you-11w-comedians?page=93#comment-4400759 (https://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/anything-else/2019/11/108891/dad-jokesclean-puns-needed-come-on-all-you-11w-comedians?page=93#comment-4400759)
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: OrangeAfroMan on November 14, 2019, 08:22:15 PM
Honestly thought this was going to be about Penn State's defensive backs....
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: GopherRock on November 14, 2019, 09:43:19 PM
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: LetsGoPeay on November 15, 2019, 07:39:36 AM
What do you get when cross a penis and a potato?

A dictator
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: LetsGoPeay on November 15, 2019, 07:40:27 AM
Side note: This is how you can tell I’m a true IU football fan. My phone autocorrected “penis” to “Penix”. 
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: FearlessF on November 15, 2019, 09:03:58 AM
penis should probably always be autocorrected to something else
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: betarhoalphadelta on November 15, 2019, 09:56:18 AM
My phone must really think I'm interested in talking about duck and ducking by the nature of its autocorrects. 
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: 847badgerfan on November 15, 2019, 01:08:47 PM
Side note: This is how you can tell I’m a true IU football fan. My phone autocorrected “penis” to “Penix”.
Now THAT is good stuff.
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: GopherRock on November 15, 2019, 01:40:59 PM
https://youtu.be/_PGPSjB4INU
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: MrNubbz on November 15, 2019, 01:56:42 PM
Loved Prarie Home Companion
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: MrNubbz on November 15, 2019, 02:22:02 PM
The wife wants me to visit Christian Communities but I told her I want to stay here with you guys
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: Hawkinole on November 16, 2019, 10:49:15 PM
Q. What's the difference between a Minnesota Cheerleader and a moose?

A. 5-lbs.

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Q. How do you make up the difference?

A. Feed the moose.



This is a football forum; the jokes should have something to do with football, or its supporters.