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The Power Five => Big XII => Topic started by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 10:20:12 AM

Title: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 10:20:12 AM

Wouldn't be hate week without some haiku. 

Lincoln hates puppies
poor sooners played nobody
Sam feasts on their hearts

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 10:20:30 AM

What is this I hear?
Approaching from the northlands?
Caravan of suck

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 10:24:17 AM

This year not just one
But two losses to daddy
Texas sweeps ou

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 01:38:57 PM

Rolling to the south
sooner fans driving their homes
Look ma, it's got wheels

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: CWSooner on October 07, 2019, 02:23:39 PM

Panties in a wad--

Disrespected Horns from Austin.

Horns down!  Refs throw flags.

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 02:35:57 PM

I can throw horns down
I also love meth and sex 
with my sis.  boomer.

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: BrownCounty on October 07, 2019, 02:36:11 PM

Sam smiles ear to ear.

Lincoln cries for his daddy.

Jalen Hurts badly.

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 02:38:25 PM

Oklahoma is
The only state Arkansas
Gets to make fun of

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 02:45:27 PM

Dirt burglars steal land
And pay top notch for recruits
To shoot up their dorms

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: UT-Erin03 on October 07, 2019, 02:52:45 PM

Best week of the year
Football and smack talk galore
May the best team win


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

'The best team', of course
Sporting the orange & white
Will wear golden hat

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: UT-Erin03 on October 07, 2019, 02:55:55 PM

Vegas-bound Erin
Chance to make real-bet on game
Bet or not to bet? 

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 07:52:41 PM

Hey Erin it's good
To see you please stay safe in
Vegas and have fun

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: CWSooner on October 07, 2019, 09:17:51 PM

Texas gets ten points.

Horns, step right up, bet your team.

Don't cry when you lose.

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: CWSooner on October 09, 2019, 07:42:58 PM

Horns have a new song
Due to the hurtful hand sign
"The Cries of Texas"

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: Cincydawg on October 10, 2019, 11:53:04 AM

HIKE!  You
Hafta HIKE the ball
To start the play.

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: Thumper on October 10, 2019, 03:58:28 PM

Texas is ba-ack!
Back to what? You ask
Sucking, obviously.

Championship rings
Sooner seniors have many
Longhorns, none to show

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: CWSooner on October 10, 2019, 06:47:27 PM

Heh!

I think we need a Haiku tutorial!

https://www.sophia.org/tutorials/how-to-write-a-haiku (https://www.sophia.org/tutorials/how-to-write-a-haiku)

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: FearlessF on October 10, 2019, 08:34:58 PM

unfortunately

your slick tutorial post 

doesn't fit the thread

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: utee94 on October 10, 2019, 10:25:46 PM

L O L indeed
That is the way to do it
Poem shows mistake

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: CWSooner on October 11, 2019, 11:56:25 AM

Failed Haiku attempts

Upset moral universe

A tutorial (https://www.sophia.org/tutorials/how-to-write-a-haiku)

Title: Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
Post by: Cincydawg on October 11, 2019, 11:58:02 AM

I really never did
Get the huckyu thing
Very much at all
Nor did I care to learn about it.
Breathe in the apathy.
Go Horns!