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The Power Five => Big XII => Topic started by: utee94 on October 07, 2019, 10:20:12 AM
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Wouldn't be hate week without some haiku.
Lincoln hates puppies
poor sooners played nobody
Sam feasts on their hearts
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What is this I hear?
Approaching from the northlands?
Caravan of suck
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This year not just one
But two losses to daddy
Texas sweeps ou
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Rolling to the south
sooner fans driving their homes
Look ma, it's got wheels
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Panties in a wad--
Disrespected Horns from Austin.
Horns down! Refs throw flags.
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I can throw horns down
I also love meth and sex
with my sis. boomer.
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Sam smiles ear to ear.
Lincoln cries for his daddy.
Jalen Hurts badly.
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Oklahoma is
The only state Arkansas
Gets to make fun of
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Dirt burglars steal land
And pay top notch for recruits
To shoot up their dorms
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Best week of the year
Football and smack talk galore
May the best team win
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'The best team', of course
Sporting the orange & white
Will wear golden hat
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Vegas-bound Erin
Chance to make real-bet on game
Bet or not to bet?
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Hey Erin it's good
To see you please stay safe in
Vegas and have fun
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Texas gets ten points.
Horns, step right up, bet your team.
Don't cry when you lose.
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Horns have a new song
Due to the hurtful hand sign
"The Cries of Texas"
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HIKE! You
Hafta HIKE the ball
To start the play.
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Texas is ba-ack!
Back to what? You ask
Sucking, obviously.
Championship rings
Sooner seniors have many
Longhorns, none to show
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Heh!
I think we need a Haiku tutorial!
https://www.sophia.org/tutorials/how-to-write-a-haiku (https://www.sophia.org/tutorials/how-to-write-a-haiku)
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unfortunately
your slick tutorial post
doesn't fit the thread
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L O L indeed
That is the way to do it
Poem shows mistake
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Failed Haiku attempts
Upset moral universe
A tutorial (https://www.sophia.org/tutorials/how-to-write-a-haiku)
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I really never did
Get the huckyu thing
Very much at all
Nor did I care to learn about it.
Breathe in the apathy.
Go Horns!