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The Power Five => Big XII => Topic started by: CharleyHorse46 on October 13, 2017, 09:50:09 AM
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A thread for wondering aloud life's mysteries.
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Is water not as wet as it used to be?
Is it just not as wet where I live?
The other day, I used an oscillating mulitool to scrape the old discolored grout from out of the cracks between the tiles in the spare bathroom and picked up 25 pound bag of some white sanded grout to replace it. The instructions on the back of the bag said to mix 2 quarts of water with the 25 lb bag.
I only wanted to use a quarter of the bag so I mixed in 2 cups of water.
It wasn't enough. It wasn't near enough. And it wasn't enough until I had mixed in more than a quart of water. So why did they make me think a dab would do?
But it's not just grout. Frozen vegetables are the same way.
Look at a bag of frozen green beans. It will tell you to put the entire bag of beans in a half cup of boiling water.
A half cup? A half cup won't even submerge all of those beans. What the heck?
Is something wrong with my water? Why won't it go as far as instruction writers imagine it should?
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The main thing you did wrong is to read the instructions
No true man ever reads the instructions first
I thought you would have known that
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Well I guess that means I'm not a true man. And here I've been faithful to my wife for all these decades. Weird.
But I am a city man. I'm not like my forefathers who slaughtered hogs and tinkered with tractors. I've been taught to read the fine print lest I lose a deposit or owe a penalty. I've learned to lend credence to the written word. If it's committed to writing it should be defensible.
Rather galling when it misses by a mile.
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If cold makes things shrink and heat makes things expand
why does water expand when it freezes
so Ive asked this before and nobody could tell me why
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That's a damn good question and we demand an answer.
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One thing I learned from the ladies in my life over the years when it comes to cooking is that you almost always need more or less water than instructions tell you, and always bake 25 degrees less than instructions tell you, and probably for less time too.
I agree completely, the instructions should be correct. And if they're not, they should be labeled "Suggestions," which would help me understand that maybe this isn't gonna work out after all. Calling it "Instructions" implies a guarantee that if I do what they say, all will be well.
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OK here is another one
Why do cows always face north or south when eating
I think Texas cows do this to either keep a watchful eye on our sooner friends or to moon them
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This isn't a "why?" question, but rather than start another thread I thought I'd drop it here.
Does facebook make people say dumb things, or has it merely exposed the fact that most of my friends and family always had the dumb in them, and facebook has merely given it more exposure?
At first I thought I could test this by checking to see if it made me say dumb things, but then I realized people rarely know when they're being dumb. I call it the Oblivion Conundrum. So that's not a good test.
What do you think?
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not sure about facebook but its clear this forum is a good dumb indicator
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I think saying dumb things is an extension of friendliness.
Remember Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign" routine? Most of the time we're tempted to give people a sign for saying stupid things they aren't saying the stupid thing to impart wisdom but rather to sympathize.
Like, "I'm going to my mom's funeral." "Oh did she die?" That sounds like the height of stupidity but it's really just an awkward expression of human interest and friendliness. Very few people have to wherewithal to handle situations with more aplomb.
Then again... sometimes people really do say stupid things.
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Let me ask you if this happens to any of you:
You go somewhere where you're in close proximity to law enforcement personnel and they act weird around you, cutting you sidelong glances, acting nervous, standing up straighter, keeping their hands near this pistols, etc...
I had been subconsciously noticing this for months. It used to not be this way, or I used to not notice. I used to work near the Department of Public Safety and dine at places troopers and rangers dined at in droves. No problem. Nothing out of the ordinary.
But lately - over the last two years or so - if I go to a burger place or restaurant where there's a sheriff or policeman or trooper, they seem to act real skittish around me. The phenomena had been registering as an "oh that's weird" thought but it was never uttered or brought to the forefront of consciousness until I took my second-oldest son to P. Terry's a few weeks ago.
Two APD officers were walking out as we were walking in and they both passed us warily, looking at me and acting uptight.
Johnny was like, "What is it with you and cops, dad? Why do they always look like they're scared of you?"
I'm like I don't know. So we discussed it over lunch. My theory is that they can tell I'm 1/8th black and they're racially profiling me. Johnny's theory is that I look like some guy in the Walking Dead who kills people with a baseball bat.
I don't know what it is. I just know it's weird. Puts me on guard.
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Back in High School Id phone my girlfriend and her mother would answer
Id say is Gail there and she would say yes and then silence
thinking her mother had put down the phone and was getting her daughter I just sat there and listened
after at lease 30 seconds her mother would ask do you want to talk to her
this used to drive me nuts
after this happened several times I started just saying may I speak with Gail which cut out the dumbness
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Getting people on the phone. Yep. Always awkward. I always hated it when I'd call up a girl and her dad would answer. I'm not sure if I just imagined it or not but often it seemed like they would let out an audible snort before they'd call their daughter to the phone.
Folks who have never had to go through the ordeal of having to ask for somebody over the phone just don't know how good they have it.
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1) People on facebook that say and think dumb things were always dumb. Why they feel the need to broadcast their stupidity is beyond me, but I can tell you I've found it to be an excellent guide for helping me avoid folks I don't need to waste my time hanging around. I'm very grateful to Facebook for providing this service.
2) lh320, if you were never taught that the proper way to ask for someone on the phone is, "Hello, this is utee94, may I please speak to Gail?" then your parents failed you. How could you not know that? Not only is it the polite, proper, and respectful way to ask to speak to someone, but more importantly, it has already answered the questions the person on the other end is likely to ask, without them having to ask, and thus cutting out some of the awkward and unnecessary chit chat that might otherwise occur.
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sorry there 94 I guess I didnt watch enough Leave it to Beaver's Eddy Haskell
thanks for the tip
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utee is genuine
no one's Eddy Haskell
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One thing I learned from the ladies in my life over the years when it comes to cooking is that you almost always need more or less water than instructions tell you, and always bake 25 degrees less than instructions tell you, and probably for less time too.
you may just cook at a lower elevation than most folks who write the instructions
the folks in the high elevations in Colorado have the opposite issue
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utee is genuine
no one's Eddy Haskell
Thanks man! And it's true!
I mean, I do try to be polite, but the most important reason to ask in that manner, is to cut short any potential conversation with the parents of your date/girlfriend/fb/whatever. The less I have to talk awkwardly on the phone to someone I don't really want to engage in conversation, the better.
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my mother gave me plenty of personal instruction regarding proper phone conversation
my father wasn't quite as refined
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Water is, of course, H2O. That's two H atoms bonded to one O atom. However, they're not bonded in a straight line. They're bonded in more of an "L" shape.
That's important because a water molecule is fairly stable. It enjoys being an H2O unit and isn't looking to disrupt itself. At room temperatures (more than about 40F and less than 180F - one weird room), they just bounce around on each other. There isn't any real structure between the molecules, and they tend to get really close to each other. When molecules get close, the liquid is dense. It takes up less volume.
As water gets below about 40F, you've removed enough energy that the molecules can start to order up in a lattice defined by their shape. This lattice is going to resemble linked hexagons. While chemically and thermodynamically stable, it isn't the most space efficient ordering. Therefore, "frozen" water takes up more volume (is less dense) than liquid water.
Thank goodness it does, too! The less dense ice (frozen water, duh!) floats on liquid water. In the oceans and lakes, the ice will be exposed to the sun where it can melt seasonally. This lets the water warm up appropriately. If ice were more dense than liquid water, the ice would sink, stay mostly frozen forever, and not allow the water to warm sufficiently to sustain biomass.
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Very good Mr T
you win a vegomatic and an all expenses paid trip to Brownsvill Texas
now how bout the cow question
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but, if the ice cubes sank to the bottle of my glass, it would be much easier to gulp down my Tito's
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Why... does this year's cedar allergy season in Austin seem to be both longer in duration, and increased in intensity, compared to previous years?
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Why... does this year's cedar allergy season in Austin seem to be both longer in duration, and increased in intensity, compared to previous years?
I don't know but maybe some people will move because of it.
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One can hope.
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I returned to Iowa because of it. Was absolutely brutal on the golf courses with the wind blowing down there a few weeks ago.
Hopefully it will be over in a few more weeks and I'll be able to breath on the golf course.
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Very good Mr T
you win a vegomatic and an all expenses paid trip to Brownsvill Texas
now how bout the cow question
So the cow thing (preferring to rest or graze along a N/S axis) sounded like old man farmer garbage to me. I had to look it up.
Turns out, it's statistically real!
A guy who was studying "naked mole rats", a tiny blind creature that lives life largely underground but always builds sleep nests at the south end of its burrow, wondered if humans would do the same thing if left undisturbed. He cranked up Google Earth because he wanted to see pictures of humans in tents. He was checking if they'd pitch them on a N/S axis for preference, too.
What he saw was cows. Instead of humans with tents, he zeroed in on cows. If a cow can choose its own resting place, like not being on curvy, lumpy sloped ground, and is sufficiently away from other cows (so social life functions don't take precedence), a cow will choose to orient itself on a N/S axis for eating or resting.
No one currently knows why. Ideas have been proposed, like not wanting to face the sun (east/west) or face the predominant east/west wind. However, that can't account for the statistic function. Other animals with migratory needs like birds and some bees do it. Bats sense the earth's magnetic field as well. A cow currently has no real obvious need, but may retain some vestigal sense left over from when they were truly wild, or possibly a different creature altogether.
My this is wondrous strange!
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on the cow thing
maybe its the sun
dont want to face the sun cause its too blinding
dont want to face away from the sun cause its not as warming
just a thought
I wonder if other animals do this as well like sheep or pigs
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my experience with cattle is they put their butts to the wind
wind predominantly out of the West???
dogs on the other hand like their nose into the wind
so, do cattle just do this to keep the coyotes and wolves from sneaking up on them?
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Studies show dogs circle around before pooping to align themselves with the earth gravitational field.
I guess they want to make sure it’s going to fall away from them.
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Studies show dogs circle around before pooping to align themselves with the earth gravitational field.
I guess they want to make sure it’s going to fall away from them.
how bout these dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryab_hafcmk
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Have you seen the video where the naked milf does that, drinks it and laughs?
It’s different.
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I'm relieved that she laughs about it
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Why ask why?
Try Bud Dry.
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That's effective advertising.
Ever find yourself singing jingles in the grocery store like when you see Armour hotdogs or a can of Libbey's vegetables?
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do you do this out loud to impress the young mothers pushing shopping carts?
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Young moms are unimpressed with the whole fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks thing. To impress those people I have sing the theme to Love Boat in a loud clear voice like Domenico Modungo singing Volare. (Or Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu as we like to say). If that doesn't get their attention, I can always juggle a cantalope, a bell pepper and a carton of 18 eggs.
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https://youtu.be/_cojDkvAdpY
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So, on the op, I found a random list of why's (pruned because some of them were really dumb or obvious, and some of these may be too but oh well):
- Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
- Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
- Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
- Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
- Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
- Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
- Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
- Why are red buttons always the most important?
- Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
- Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
- Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
- Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
- Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
- Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
- Why do black lights look purple?
- Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
- Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
- Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
- Why do they put holes in crackers?
- Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
- Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
- Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
- Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
- Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
- Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
- Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
- Why does Goofy live in a house and Pluto in a dog house if there both dogs?
- Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
- Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
- Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
- Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
- Why is a pair of underwear one item?
- Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
- Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc)
https://youtu.be/_cojDkvAdpY
Hmmm, she's looking kind of hot, which I guess means I'm getting kind of old
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I had forgotten his name was Otter. Last year or the year before, I was at the zoo in Alexandria, Louisiana and I remarked to anyone who would listen that otters were cute little critters. A woman who was standing there, turned towards me and trembling with emotion she said, "You wouldn't say that if you were a baby seal."
I was so surprised I googled sea otters and baby seals.
Terrible, heinous, inexcusable.
But actually it's just the beginning of a lurid cycle as seals do unto penguins as otters hath done unto them.
And penguins of course are necrophiliacs.
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Hmmm, she's looking kind of hot, which I guess means I'm getting kind of old
She's a little out of style but I would still hammer her home.
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she was hot, ..................
(https://www.cfb51.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.cinema.de%2Fimedia%2F3688%2F1953688%2CB5jGH8SUJdtW9mW4BIbKPtiqzHTDZzEtgHM7pp77xTJdMf3pUgk7xLDXZ8tKvlDi1H1IAfmPU7pckuW_8sNCwg%3D%3D.jpg&hash=ac5f2313487e50cd1c5e91e2e4da6728)
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but, the mayor's daughter was smokin..............
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/15/5e/d5/155ed5e1e26707b2f8af5248ca37e3a1.jpg)
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Thanks to imdb I just realized the mayor’s cute 13 year old daughter was Danny’s Irish girlfriend in Caddyshack. I never made that connection before now.
Says she also starred in a movie as the girlfriend of a Chicago strret gang member played by Robby Benson.
Robby freaking Benson. The preppy Ralph Macchio.
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Robby wouldn't make much of a street gang member
maybe the wimpy guy
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Thanks to imdb I just realized the mayor’s cute 13 year old daughter was Danny’s Irish girlfriend in Caddyshack. I never made that connection before now.
Says she also starred in a movie as the girlfriend of a Chicago strret gang member played by Robby Benson.
Robby freaking Benson. The preppy Ralph Macchio.
And it all circles back to One on One.
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Only if it was filmed in Austin.
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What are you talking about? As has already been established, One on One was filmed in Colorado.
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Ralphie gets the credit
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I thought you old B8ers hated Ralphie?
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Why does the Easter Bunny Carry eggs?
Fertility symbols, apparently. "Eggs, like rabbits and hares (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hares), are fertility (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility) symbols[8] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Bunny#cite_note-Heller-8) of antiquity (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_history). Since birds (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird) lay eggs and rabbits and hares give birth to large litters in the early spring, these became symbols of the rising fertility of the earth at the Vernal Equinox (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernal_Equinox)."
So I guess the rabbits get free reign to steal eggs from chickens and give them as presents in the name of fertility.
I have always thought the rabbit costumes were way creepier than Santa for pictures, and always love seeing the kids Easter bunny photos. The kids must know the bunny is an egg-stealing criminal so that's why they are so untrusting.
I mean, this one looks like he's looking for a human-snack for crissakes.
(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/images/legacy/happyplace.com/5158912eca14f.jpg)
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I thought you old B8ers hated Ralphie?
we do, we do
but, we will reluctantly give credit when due
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If cold makes things shrink and heat makes things expand
why does water expand when it freezes
so Ive asked this before and nobody could tell me why
The crystalline structure when it freezes.
When water is in liquid form, the molecules are free to jumble together in an undifferentiated mass, and actually remain close together.
When it freezes, it doesn't just solidify in that undifferentiated mass, though. It actually forms crystal bonds that due to the chemistry of crystals must form in a crystallized lattice structure.
That crystallized lattice structure takes more room [i.e. is less dense] than the water molecules when allowed to just bump around and mingle together.
I've often** wondered what would be different about the world if it were the opposite. If frozen water sank instead of floated, how would that affect the world we live in?
(** Yes, often. Multiple times over the course of my life. Because I'm a nerd.)
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The crystalline structure when it freezes.
When water is in liquid form, the molecules are free to jumble together in an undifferentiated mass, and actually remain close together.
When it freezes, it doesn't just solidify in that undifferentiated mass, though. It actually forms crystal bonds that due to the chemistry of crystals must form in a crystallized lattice structure.
That crystallized lattice structure takes more room [i.e. is less dense] than the water molecules when allowed to just bump around and mingle together.
I've often** wondered what would be different about the world if it were the opposite. If frozen water sank instead of floated, how would that affect the world we live in?
(** Yes, often. Multiple times over the course of my life. Because I'm a nerd.)
Your explanation is correct
unfortunately this has already been answered
but thanks for playing
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@UT-Erin03 (https://www.cfb51.com/index.php?action=profile;u=62) , for some reason, your post reminded me of this, and i could watch it over and over...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mtvzERxjTA
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Thats really funny Drew
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Yeah, not sure what's going on there or what country that is, but I'd be taking video, too, if that happened in front of me on the road.
"When Good Mascots Go Bad" - if that was a show, I'd tune in for sure.
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unfortunately this has already been answered
but thanks for playing
Don't mind him, bwarbiany. He's been stuck in a recliner for the last 20 years.
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Don't mind him, bwarbiany. He's been stuck in a recliner for the last 20 years.
I look at it as a kind of throne
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Don't mind him, bwarbiany. He's been stuck in a recliner for the last 20 years.
Man, it's a tough crowd when crotchety old farts like T95 are making fun of you for being old.
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Man, it's a tough crowd when crotchety old farts like T95 are making fun of you for being old.
Dont worry utee I'll dance on his grave
Man, it's a tough crowd when crotchety old farts like T95 are making fun of you for being old.
yep you can always count on 95 for a recliner joke
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Dont worry utee I'll dance on his grave
You're gonna have to get up first.
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Heh, well played.
Hey, did anyone read anything about 'crootin' today? I hear it's National Signing Day.
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not yet, but I've been busy
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You're gonna have to get up first.
for that I'll get up
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Why do people say planets rotate counter clockwise around the sun? Can somebody please explain that to me?
You see... I am of the opinion that counter clockwise is only counter clockwise because of our point of view.
If a dog on the ground starts going counter clockwise around a tree, it's because we're see it from above ground. If we were underground, watching that same dog circle that same tree and could somehow see through the dirt it would look clockwise.
If a clock on the wall suddenly started going backwards, it would look counter clockwise but only from our side of the wall. On the other side of the wall, if we could see through it, it would look clockwise.
Planets aren't even up against a wall or on the ground. They are a sphere in orbit around another sphere. If you go to the opposite side of where it looks like they're going counter clockwise, they would be going clockwise. Direction is relative.
Why do people say they're going counter clockwise?
And why do we accept it like it's the gospel.
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not ALL of us accept it as if it were Gospel
hell, some of us don't even believe in the Gospel
friggin heathens
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I've actually never heard anyone say that planets rotate in a CCW orbit around the sun. Because of precisely the reason Slick states.
However, if such a thing were said, then I'd imagine the astronomers have decided on some agreed-upon, fixed point of reference. One might venture that such an agreed-upon point of reference might have to do with the sun's magnetic field and magnetic poles, but those reverse every 11 years, so then again, probably not. Anyway, if we agree upon a fixed point of reference in space, even an arbitrary one, then we can define the direction of the orbits of the planet.
Or maybe not.
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All I know is that I missed a Trivia Crack question because I said "Neither" instead of "Counterclockwise" and when I griped to my 14 year old son he said, "Ha! Papi, Papi, Papi. You are so helpless and pathetic sometimes. Everybody knows the planets rotate counterclockwise."
So maybe it's something this new dern silent Gen Z has decided.
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Definitely sounds made up to me. I blame Canada.
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I blame Bob Stoops
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Bob Poops