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Topic: The Porch, y'all. pull up a seat and kick back.

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FearlessF

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« Reply #574 on: April 05, 2018, 12:34:28 PM »
Nah. They have rules about sexual harassment nowadays.  Best just to leave her wink unreciprocated.
you sir, are getting old
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« Reply #575 on: April 05, 2018, 08:50:08 PM »
No experience in a Home Depot, but I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


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« Reply #576 on: April 05, 2018, 08:59:39 PM »
No experience in a Home Depot, but I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


I'm sure all the drunks throwing up appreciated the show
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« Reply #577 on: April 05, 2018, 09:31:18 PM »
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

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« Reply #578 on: June 08, 2018, 11:35:52 AM »
Longhorn Nation, join us in welcoming Drew Martin and Shawn Eichorst to the Forty Acres!

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« Reply #579 on: June 08, 2018, 11:36:31 AM »
Eichorst is a turd

good luck
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« Reply #580 on: June 08, 2018, 11:54:26 AM »
and thanks, hope Shawn is well paid..................

Fired last September 21 by Nebraska, Eichorst at that point had $1.7 million remaining on a contract that ran through June, 2019. While his new salary at Texas is not known, whatever it is would cut into the nearly $1 million he is still owed by Nebraska.
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« Reply #581 on: June 08, 2018, 01:20:57 PM »
So he is the reason the huskers suck

He should fit right in at UT
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« Reply #582 on: June 08, 2018, 01:36:24 PM »
I understand Huskers have no love for him, but I'll go ahead and trust Chris Del Conte on this one.

I can assure you these is zero possibility he's worse than Chris Plonsky, who he and the other new assistant AD Drew Martin are effectively replacing.

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« Reply #583 on: June 08, 2018, 02:24:39 PM »
he might be fine in whatever role

just don't allow him to hire Mike Riley as the head football coach
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« Reply #584 on: June 12, 2018, 04:33:56 PM »
he might be fine in whatever role

just don't allow him to hire Mike Riley as the head football coach
I'll definitely agree with you there.  I don't think that's an imminent danger, though.

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« Reply #585 on: July 07, 2018, 11:07:22 AM »
I done ran into my baby

and finally found my old blue jeans
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« Reply #586 on: July 07, 2018, 03:39:59 PM »
Cryptic 
But lyrical almost like a country song
But country songs usually aren’t so opaque
Ran
Into
My 
Baby
An ex?
Found 
My
 Old 
Blue 
Jeans
Had sloppy comfortable sex with an older lady?
Perhaps one who once stole an actual pair of your old blue jeans.
I’m disturbed but happy for you.

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« Reply #587 on: July 07, 2018, 04:42:54 PM »
well I could tell that they was mine

From all that oil and the gasoline

 

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