I brought my dog with me today to a bar to watch the game. Sat down with her on the barstool next to me. Next to her was an USC fan, wearing the cock hat and everything.
On that first kickoff we ran it back for a touchdown. My dog sat up on the barstool leaped in the air, did a backflip, and landed back down on the barstool. The USC fan looked amazed.
As we know, a few minutes later the Aggies scored another TD. My dog again leaped into the air, did a perfect backflip, and landed back squarely on the barstool.
The USC fan was blown away. He said, "I can't believe your dog does that every time your team scores!"
I said, "just wait until the game ends."
The game goes on and my dog continues to do this every time the Aggies score. As we run out the clock to zero my dog sees the Aggies win.
She sits up on the barstool and leaps many feet in the air, spinning crazily, her nubbly tail just brushes the ceiling at the apex of her jump, as she continues spinning to stick the landing with all four feet landing squarely on the barstool.
"That's amazing!" says the USC fan. "I really didn't like this game, but it was worth it just to see your dog do that when she saw your team win." "But I have just one question," said the USC fan, "what does your dog do when the Aggies lose and USC wins?"
"I don't know," said I, "my dog is only five years old."
