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Topic: You Know What I Hate....?

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BrownCounty

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« Reply #224 on: February 08, 2018, 04:54:38 PM »
Fifthly, if there ever came a day snow piled up on our sidewalk and stayed there for so long that we couldn't even hose it off, then we would understand that God is telling us that we just move somewhere further south to a climate that's better fit for living creatures.
So to finish this off back where you started, you're saying that if you had to shovel snow in the ATX, you'd be AWWWW READY GONE....

And I've never seen constructive use of the word "fifthly" until now.

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« Reply #225 on: February 08, 2018, 05:08:27 PM »
I'm hating people who don't shovel their sidewalks.   Seriously, one inch of powder.
simply slip and fall, find an attorney specializing in personal injury, teach them a lesson
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« Reply #226 on: February 08, 2018, 07:07:57 PM »
Wait, there are places where people choose to live where they have to shovel snow off their sidewalks?  




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« Reply #227 on: February 08, 2018, 07:49:34 PM »
Wait, there are places where people choose to live where they have to shovel snow off their sidewalks?  
It's true I can vouch.  When I was in 1st & 2nd grade, we lived in Anchorage.  Our yard was on the corner facing into a mini cul de sac, and big old plows would pile up all the snow on our corner.  We turned that into an enormous snow fort, and had a great time.  Meanwhile, my poor dad had to shovel the driveway pretty often just to leave and go to work.  It was only fun for me as a 6 year old, cos I didn't have to shovel.

I've never lived in a place since with winter snowpack or really much snow of any amount, so that was my only experience with the white stuff.

My advice: live where they snow shovel only while you're too young to have to do it, and enjoy those snow forts and sledding galore.  Then high-tail it back to warmer climes and never ever go back.

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« Reply #228 on: February 08, 2018, 08:02:46 PM »
Wait, there are places where people choose to live where they have to shovel snow off their sidewalks?  




some folks chose to live there, most are simply born there
I'm thankful I wasn't born near Saskatoon
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« Reply #229 on: February 08, 2018, 08:08:23 PM »
I get all the snow I want here in Houston
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« Reply #230 on: February 08, 2018, 11:03:09 PM »
II’ll say one good thing about bad weather: it breeds good snugglers.

I was in my late teens and early 20s in the late 70s and early 80s when an economic downturn in those ugly Big Ten states sent the first wave of yankees scurrying into the ATX.

At first I was repulsed by their rusty cars, fish belly compexions, strange lexicon and annoying ability to be both rude and chipper at the same time.

Then I discovered their shy little daughters.

Texas girls like to be noticed, they like to seen, they like to be heard but they gots to be in the mood to be mussed up.

These little wall flowers from Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Illinois with their impractical sweaters liked to snuggle like pointy nosed puppies in a blue norther.

I tell you what.  I buried deeply any reservations or misgivings I had those crazy assed foreigners with inability to taste salsa and their strange tales of White Castles and the Amish.

Some nights I buried them reservations so deep and so hard and so long it just about wore me out.

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« Reply #231 on: February 08, 2018, 11:22:46 PM »
You know, I never given this more than a passing thought before and I certainly never put it into words but I think the jarring, galling culture shock of northerners moving to Texas the first time they came in droves was the difference in humor.

Us Texans possibly much like Okies or Coonasses, believe in understatements, hyperboles and long drawn out tales that are maddening journeys with little anti-climitac groaners for the punch line.

Then these yahoos come down here and they don’t get any of that stuff.  They listen earnestly and say, “aw jeez.”  To them the height of humor was a snarky comment delivered like a straight face like a whiney bitch.  To which we’d think, “where’s my knife?  I’m sticking this bastard.”

It probably took 20 years for Texans and yankees to learn how to communicate.   Probably even longer if a marriage took place.

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« Reply #232 on: February 08, 2018, 11:32:05 PM »
So to finish this off back where you started, you're saying that if you had to shovel snow in the ATX, you'd be AWWWW READY GONE....

Just got that.
Ha

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« Reply #233 on: February 09, 2018, 12:27:31 AM »
It probably took 20 years for Texans and yankees to learn how to communicate.   Probably even longer if a marriage took place.
as y'all know, I'm a bit slow, but I'm still learning
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« Reply #234 on: February 09, 2018, 09:47:43 AM »
Some nights I buried them reservations so deep and so hard and so long it just about wore me out.
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« Reply #235 on: February 09, 2018, 09:47:59 AM »
People shoveled snow down here from their sidewalk only to put in a Yeti cooler and then weeks later attempt to sell for $300 on FB.  "Authentic rare Texas ice". 
And then another neighbor showed that he had 2 snowballs in his deep freezer for $69 each. 

It is tax time, and people gotta live, so I can see their point.    I got a kick out of the post and had to share it myself on FB, so some of you may have seen my proof of this ridiculousness.  

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« Reply #236 on: February 09, 2018, 09:59:28 AM »
People shoveled snow down here from their sidewalk only to put in a Yeti cooler
Ah!  Perfect for this thread too.  Something I hate!  YETI apparel.

I asked my son a few months ago - WTH is "Yeti"?  We were at a ball game and I knew I had seen that logo on hats, shirts, truck decals, etc....

He says "it's a cooler, dad".  I'm like, huh?  I'm lost.  A drink?  Like a wine cooler or something?

No - like an Igloo cooler but "cooler".  I'm like huh?  A cooler you put ice and beer in and sheet?  He says yes.

So now I'm all rage.  Idiots wear freaking hats and shirts and decals on their trucks all for a lame azz cooler?  What am I missing?  That's pretty much it, he says.

Of all damn things to buy gear for - a damn cooler?  I like Arm & Hammer baking soda.  It has many good uses.  Shall I get an Arm & Hammer logo on a baseball hat?

Sometimes I want to be Moe and the rest of society needs to line up like Larry and Curly.

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« Reply #237 on: February 09, 2018, 10:04:58 AM »
Well based on European soccer jerseys and what happened to NASCAR cars, commercialization and mass-marketing in the strangest ways are the norm now. 

People walk around with the buccees beaver all over their bodies, I guess I don't see anything wrong with the Yeti brand. 

If it goes as far as tattoos that's when I start raising an eyebrow.   Probably happens, too, though, since people are dumb. 


 

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