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Thumper

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Give Him a Scholly!
« on: September 25, 2017, 06:26:19 PM »
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CharleyHorse46

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2017, 09:29:52 AM »
That was really cool.

'Course it would've been even cooler if he had been actually carrying the game ball because, technically speaking, I don't believe you can actually score a touchdown if you don't have possession.  You have possession, you have an amazing video of a squirrel scoring a 45 yard touchdown.  But, if he doesn't have possession, you ain't got jack.
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BrownCounty

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2017, 09:46:38 AM »
If carrying the ball is not a requirement, I can supply voluminous footage of squirrels, foxes, turkey, deer, wild hogs....  all running 100 yards.
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CharleyHorse46

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2017, 10:41:09 AM »
voluminous

vuh loooooo me nuss

I like that word.  Next time the missus asks me how she looks in a new outfit, I'll say, "Stunning and voluminous."
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BrownCounty

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2017, 11:14:10 AM »
Quote from: CharleyHorse46 on September 26, 2017, 10:41:09 AM
Next time the missus asks me how she looks in a new outfit, I'll say, "Stunning and voluminous."
You might want to stick with stunning.
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UT-Erin03

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2017, 01:46:10 PM »
Quote from: BrownCounty on September 26, 2017, 11:14:10 AM
You might want to stick with stunning.
This (just to be safe).
Unless you are talking about lips or hair, voluminous could be mistaken as looking like a porker to some insecure ladies out there (to be real, 90% of women are insecure most days).  Not saying yours may be that way, but that word may not necessarily be the compliment you are intending.  
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MikeDeTiger

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2017, 02:53:27 PM »
How 'bout "stunning and voluptuous?"
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BrownCounty

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2017, 03:26:37 PM »
Quote from: UT-Erin03 on September 26, 2017, 01:46:10 PM
that word may not necessarily be the compliment you are intending.  
You never know, sometimes a man would like nothing more than a night on the couch.
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UT-Erin03

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2017, 04:03:08 PM »
Quote from: MikeDeTiger on September 26, 2017, 02:53:27 PM
How 'bout "stunning and voluptuous?"
Better, and more acceptable IMO. 
Voluptuous sounds more appealing than Voluminous for some reason, even though they pretty much mean the same thing. 
BC, in my house there is no reason needed to spend the night on the couch.  It would be preferred most nights for me, since the husband-type in my house tends to snore too loudly for my taste.  Even our sleep number adjustable base doesn't stop his snoring like that damn commercial promised.  :73:
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BrownCounty

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2017, 04:16:28 PM »
I have no idea what voluptuous means - although the connotation I get is pronounced curves and very desirable.

In terms of voluminous - it means volumes...  it means a lot...  it means more than enough.... and to my wife, it would mean FAT.

So I wouldn't go there.
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utee94

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2017, 06:45:00 PM »
Erin is right, of course.   Hair or perhaps lips could "have volume" and therefore "voluminous" would be a compliment to many women.  But if you're talking about midsection, thighs, or buttocks, well, it might not go over so well. 

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CousinFreddie

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2017, 07:04:28 PM »
My querida esposita arquitecta used to have a colleague who would refer to overweight clients as "men of substance". 
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CousinFreddie

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2017, 07:07:34 PM »
My son and I were at a Cardinals game in St Louis in August where there was a rally cat:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aylhZZN7nMY

Right after his appearance on the field, where the kitten ran all the way to the center field fence before being retrieved, Yadi hit a grand slam on the next pitch that won the game.
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MikeDeTiger

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Re: Give Him a Scholly!
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2017, 11:28:00 PM »
Cool, but not as cool as a rally possum. 
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