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CharleyHorse46

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« Reply #854 on: October 30, 2018, 02:39:25 PM »
I think Texans disdain for Pepsi has something to do with Oklahoma.

Waitress would say what would you like to drank?

We'd say, we want cokes.

She's say what kinda cokes?

We'd say Dr Pepper, Big Red and Coca-Cola.

She'd turn to the one what said Coca-Cola with big tears wellin up in her pretty eyes and say, is Pepsi okay?

Nine times out of ten, the retort would be Oklahoma's okay but I wouldn't want to live there.  I'll jes drank water.

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« Reply #855 on: October 30, 2018, 02:43:27 PM »
In the late '70s yankees moved to Texas.   Went over to a girl's house and her old man said, "You want a pop?"

I looked at him like chimpanzee with a rubick's cube.

I honestly thought he was asking me my intentions with his daughter and trying to convince me she was a virgin.

Then he pulls out a Shasta and I knew I was dating a rich girl.  All my momma ever bought were Plazas.  

They were like Shastas only you could get six more for a dollar.

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« Reply #856 on: October 30, 2018, 03:02:03 PM »
They'd bring you chips and salsa and you'd order tea.  Or maybe a beer or margarita if you were an adult without kids.

Then they'd bring you the first plate, the cold plate.  On it you would find a puffy crispy open-faced taco, a scoop of guacamole on a bed of shredded iceberg lettuce and a chile con queso.

Then when you finished your last bite, they'd bring you your second plate, the hot plate.  On it you would find enchiladas, a tamale, rice and beans.  They'd bring about ten steamy soft corn tortillas per person in a separate, closed container with a hole on top.

When you finished that you got a choice of either a single pecan praline in little cellophane envelop or a single scoop of rainbow sherbet in a chilled bowl with a chilled spoon.

Matt's El Rancho back in the old days?

So anyway I was always too stuffed for the praline.  I would eat every last one of those damn corn tortillas, rolled up and smothered in butter.

I'm thinking about a Mexican food Christmas this year.

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« Reply #857 on: October 30, 2018, 03:15:41 PM »
I assume you have a family that gives you tamales?

Seems like there are two kinds of families in Texas:
  • those who make tamales; and 
  • those who are given tamales by the tamale making families who take pity on families that can't, don't or won't make tamales.

I remember when I was about six years old I chased my friend, Tony, into his kitchen when his mom, sisters,  grandmas, great grandmas and various and sundry aunties were making about 64,000 tamales.

It had never occurred to me before then that tamales were made with meat from the face and head of a pig.

I was so appalled, the sight of that pig head put me off tamales for a good half hour.  At least 20 minutes.

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« Reply #858 on: October 30, 2018, 03:46:30 PM »
I assume you have a family that gives you tamales?

No, but I know a little ol' senorita that I usually buy 8-10 dozen from.  She also hooks me up with her own chili sauce to pour over.  And her green chile sauce is amazing so I score some of that too.

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« Reply #859 on: October 30, 2018, 04:10:09 PM »
Frankie, Junior speaketh the truth.

Back in the day, there were certain ways to do things.  Big productions, if you will.


I've walked in both worlds and I prefer the fatty brisket, Big Red and yeller cake, though it's hard to criticize the lean brisket slathered in barbecue sauce with sweet tea and nanner puddin.

I'd have tried to figure a way to have fatty brisket with sweet tea, and nanner puddin
mighta had to do some tradin and swappin
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« Reply #860 on: October 31, 2018, 11:07:28 AM »
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I'm over here looking at the rules for the game this weekend in Tempe and noticed the 4th item posted on the prohibited list is Tortillas. 

@DevilFroggy is there a story to the tortilla ban, or is it just what happens when you host a game against Texas Tech?    Either way, I had to laugh and make note not to have any tortillas in my clear bag this weekend. 


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« Reply #861 on: October 31, 2018, 12:33:57 PM »
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I'm over here looking at the rules for the game this weekend in Tempe and noticed the 4th item posted on the prohibited list is Tortillas.

@DevilFroggy is there a story to the tortilla ban, or is it just what happens when you host a game against Texas Tech?    Either way, I had to laugh and make note not to have any tortillas in my clear bag this weekend.


There is actually a story about it. 
http://www.statepress.com/article/2015/09/tortilla-throwing-a-history
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« Reply #862 on: October 31, 2018, 12:44:17 PM »
There was a lot of commentary on ESPN about Orlando Pace and myself,” Roque said. “He was going to be a Hall of Famer, in hindsight, there really was no comparison. Fans took to it about the ‘pancake block’ and ASU said, ‘Well, Roque makes tortilla blocks, and they’re flatter than pancakes.”
Tammaro said Roque became the media’s darling for embracing his Hispanic origins and speaking with the media in Spanish.
As the name grew, so did the student section’s affinity for tortillas. It was at the USC vs. ASU game when the team was 6-0 that the students took the next step — bringing tortillas into the stadium and frisbee throwing them onto the field. 
“At first, I had no idea what it was," Roque said. "I thought it was some kids throwing tortillas. Then it was on campus that one of the original throwers … asked me, ‘Hey did you like the tortillas on the field?’ I said, 'Yeah, it was pretty funny.’ He said, 'Those were thrown for you, dude.’”
At first, there were only three to five kids throwing the food, but within three weeks, at Roque’s final home game, Tammaro said there were around 30 students repeatedly tortilla-tossing. 
After Roque graduated, the tradition held strong for 13 years.
“For a while people didn’t really notice that they were throwing them or they weren’t hitting the field," Tammaro said. "Basically, those things can fly. Then he graduates and people keep throwing them."

Nice, that was worth the read. I feel like this story needs to be told more, I didn't know about it & I'm glad I asked!    

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« Reply #863 on: October 31, 2018, 12:55:50 PM »
I hate sweet tea.  Gross.

I was definitely all about the cokes for drinking with BBQ.  And my favorite coke with BBQ was Big Red.

We owned a BBQ restaurant when I was a kid, and of course I was allowed all over the place.  Back then restaurants kept the soda fountains back behind the counters, it wasn't like these days with free refills and whatnot.  So as the kid of the owner of a restaurant with a soda fountain, I had the treasured and rare honor to be able to go back there and make my very own "suicide."  And get all the free refills I wanted, too!


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« Reply #864 on: October 31, 2018, 12:59:02 PM »
I'm not a fan of sweet tea either.

I hope your father put you to work hauling all the refills to the tables.
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« Reply #865 on: October 31, 2018, 01:13:21 PM »
I did everything at that restaurant.  When I was really young I washed dishes, then got a little older and bused tables. Then I got to refill drinks, assemble setups, and eventually waited tables, worked the register, and finally got to slice for the orders.  I've never bothered to count, but the number of briskets I've taken apart has got to be well up into the thousands.

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« Reply #866 on: October 31, 2018, 02:26:51 PM »
Sweet tea tastes like liquid diabetes. I don't mind the tea flavor but my god is that stuff way to damn sweet.
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« Reply #867 on: October 31, 2018, 02:42:52 PM »
I hate sweet tea.

The hell you say.

 

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