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Topic: The Porch, y'all. pull up a seat and kick back.

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FearlessF

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« Reply #756 on: October 25, 2018, 07:23:44 PM »
the big black hat helps
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« Reply #757 on: October 25, 2018, 07:34:21 PM »
For years, I told people that I was 5'11&3/4", while my brother said he was 6'2" and my father said he ruled over us at 6'3"

Then one day, we actually measured.  The results:

Me: 5'11&3/4"
Brother: 6'1&1/2"
Dad: 6'2&3/4"

Since that time, I've been 6 foot even, at the round up.

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« Reply #758 on: October 25, 2018, 07:39:17 PM »
I was 5'10" at one time

Pretty sure I'm shrinking in my old age
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« Reply #759 on: October 25, 2018, 07:41:23 PM »
There's a point when it's a good idea to stop measuring ...

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« Reply #760 on: October 25, 2018, 07:49:12 PM »
The Arg/Fra side of my family measures in cm, which puts all these measures into triple digits.

My 182 cm of height towers over the entire French contingent in my family as well as everyone on the Argentine side except my dear wife's maternal grandfather, who was full blood Irish descent, and stood at 185 cm.  Or as my wife says, he was a meter eighty five.
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« Reply #761 on: October 25, 2018, 07:51:19 PM »
the big black hat helps
That and the boots will put me at 6'2" easy!

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« Reply #762 on: October 25, 2018, 07:52:31 PM »
The Arg/Fra side of my family measures in cm, which puts all these measures into triple digits.

My 182 cm of height towers over the entire French contingent in my family as well as everyone on the Argentine side except my dear wife's maternal grandfather, who was full blood Irish descent, and stood at 185 cm.  Or as my wife says, he was a meter eighty five.
The Metric System?  Is that thing still around???

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« Reply #763 on: October 25, 2018, 08:00:06 PM »
The Metric System?  Is that thing still around???
I know, it's pretty scarce.  It only exists in the countries in green on this map:


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« Reply #764 on: October 25, 2018, 08:01:55 PM »
The USA, Myanmar and Liberia all know better.

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« Reply #765 on: October 25, 2018, 09:50:17 PM »
Yeah I’m pretty good at guessing people’s heights.  It helps me to calculate how many karate chops it’d take to kill ‘em.

When I was younger I used to pick out the cutest female in any given restaurant, airline, church, school room, office, whatever so I’d know which one to rescue in the event of an apocalypse to ensure the continuation of the species.

But I guess I’ve had my fill of women over the years.  I’m by no means misogynistic. I still find them fascinating and I like to speculate how well each one can make pie and what pie she’d make but I really wouldn’t want to be beholding to any more than the one I got.

So now in social situations I do the karate chop calculation so that I can back the fatal blow out of calculation.  I wouldn’t want to accidentally kill somebody just cause the shit jumped sideways.  

You know?
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« Reply #766 on: October 25, 2018, 10:48:58 PM »
so, how many karate chops to kill an average height guy like Utee or I at 5'10"?
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« Reply #767 on: October 25, 2018, 11:17:59 PM »
so, how many karate chops to kill an average height guy like Utee or I at 5'10"?
About 147’ give or take, I’d guess.

I’m no Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #768 on: October 26, 2018, 07:49:30 AM »
The USA, Myanmar and Liberia all know better.
In engineering, pretty much all measurements are in metric, so I'm well acquainted with it.  Obviously it's much easier calculating Newton-meters than it is calculating slug-feet per furlong and such.
But in everyday measurements, I still have to mentally translate the measurements.  A quart is about a liter, a kilogram is a little over 2 lbs, a mile is a little over 1 1/2 kilometers, etc.  It's easy enough to do, but it really would be far simpler if the rest of the world would just switch over to our measurement systems.

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« Reply #769 on: October 26, 2018, 08:00:33 AM »
I’m equally conversant.  As a scientist I think day to day in metric at work.  Having married into an Argentine family, our scales are in kg and we use either F or C equally for temperature.  But I live in a country that still uses the Imperial system that the UK has given up, and you can’t fight city hall.  When we cook we mostly use Imperial measures because that’s most of the recipes, etc.

So it doesn’t matter to me either way.  I’d rather OU win another MNC than have the USA catch up with the rest of the world on this system of measurement.  I can think equally in pounds or kg, and in km or miles, and so who cares.

 

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