Yeah I’m pretty good at guessing people’s heights. It helps me to calculate how many karate chops it’d take to kill ‘em.
When I was younger I used to pick out the cutest female in any given restaurant, airline, church, school room, office, whatever so I’d know which one to rescue in the event of an apocalypse to ensure the continuation of the species.
But I guess I’ve had my fill of women over the years. I’m by no means misogynistic. I still find them fascinating and I like to speculate how well each one can make pie and what pie she’d make but I really wouldn’t want to be beholding to any more than the one I got.
So now in social situations I do the karate chop calculation so that I can back the fatal blow out of calculation. I wouldn’t want to accidentally kill somebody just cause the shit jumped sideways.
You know?