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I always wished the Pirate would take a turn at coaching UT.  Man that would have been a blast.

I'd have me a tower built over the practice field and stand up there looking stern with a bullhorn, and every so often I'd chew someone out.

I'd hire that analyst dude from Money Ball to run numbers for me.

I'd NIL the heck outta 'crootin'. 

I'd claim every opponent from Ohio State to Samford was a true threat to any team and their depth was a serious concern.

Y'all should hire me as HC.  I'm pretty good with the media and have coachspeak down sprinkled with the occasional odd things.  I'd do it for a mere mil a year, so for however long I survived, you'd be saving up to hire a real coach later.  I probably wouldn't do much worse than some of your recent HCs.

Hey at least we might find out whats on that folded paper he keeps writing on during the game

you may not have the connects and street cred to assemble a crack staff to do the heavy lifting or to recruit the better players
but, if they gave you $10 or 20 million to hire some assistants...........