So I look outside my front door yesterday and there is a dead cat about 4 feet from the door in the flower bed
I really didnt want to miss with it so I went about finding someone to take it away
Plan A: I called Harris Cty animal control and got absolutely no where
All I got were recordings and no actual person. It was like calling the IRS
Plan B: I looked up some services on google but they wanted 2 to 3 hundred
dollars to come get the cat. No dead cat in the world is worth $300
Plan C: I called my yard guy and he said he'd make it disappear for $50
Problem solved
The joys of home ownership never disappoints