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Topic: The Porch, y'all. pull up a seat and kick back.

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CharleyHorse46

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« Reply #252 on: November 28, 2017, 10:43:21 AM »
There's nothing in the room but a chicken so after about an hour of waiting for something else to happen, he screws the chicken and leaves....
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CharleyHorse46

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« Reply #253 on: November 28, 2017, 10:45:04 AM »
Next day he comes back with ten dollars so the lady takes him to a room where six old guys with their pants pulled down to their knees and their tools in their hands are staring intently a closed circuit TV monitor...

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« Reply #254 on: November 28, 2017, 10:46:29 AM »
Boy says, "what is this?"

An old man says, "Just wait.  Yesterday some kid screwed a chicken."

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« Reply #255 on: November 28, 2017, 11:19:54 AM »
Jimbo's going to A&M.

If not, he is by now doing a disservice to his players and the fans by not wanting to talk "other jobs" - merely to leverage FSU for more $$.  He could outright deny it, it's not like the talk is not all over the country.

The game is now past the "gaming" stage.  He's going to Aggieland.
Everything has died down.  

Rumor is that he's waiting to finish the regular season with FSU this weekend against ULM.  That game was canceled earlier this year (hurricane I think) but was rescheduled recently since FSU needs that win to become bowl eligible.  Otherwise the announcement would've already occurred.  Anyway... after the game Saturday, supposedly he'll be announced as A&M's next HC.  We'll see.  

Given all news related to A&M's vacancy and Jimbo's future has completely stopped... I tend to put some stock in the rumor. 

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« Reply #256 on: November 28, 2017, 11:24:26 AM »
Given all news related to A&M's vacancy and Jimbo's future has completely stopped... I tend to put some stock in the rumor.
I'll tip my hat to A&M for doing what Texas evidently no longer has the will or the brand to get done.  Longhorn Network notwithstanding.

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« Reply #257 on: November 28, 2017, 11:36:43 AM »
On a related note... A&M Regents meeting is called for this week with the hiring/compensation of a new head football coach listed on the agenda.

Doesn't mean it's Jimbo Fisher.  But...

CharleyHorse46

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« Reply #258 on: November 28, 2017, 11:43:42 AM »
Any truth to the rumor that they haven't officially fired Sumlin instead they just put the writing on the wall and they're hoping he takes the hint and moves on to someplace like Arizona State so they won't have to pay his buyout?

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« Reply #259 on: November 28, 2017, 11:50:24 AM »
There is no buyout of Sumlin's contract.  Byrne gave him a guaranteed contract.... He has $10.4 Million remaining on his contract and we're on the hook to pay him every last cent of it... within 60 days of this past Sunday.  There is no getting out of it.  

Just goes to show how incredibly stupid our administration has been over the years.  

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« Reply #260 on: November 28, 2017, 12:01:15 PM »
There is no buyout of Sumlin's contract.  Byrne gave him a guaranteed contract.... He has $10.4 Million remaining on his contract and we're on the hook to pay him every last cent of it...
$10.4 million to get rid of a coach.  $7.5 million/year contract for the next one.  And who knows if the inbound coach will have to be bought out?

This is a school that wants to win at football.  Everything else be absolutely damned.

Drive through C-stat if you don't believe me.  Looks like Arlington.  With a few buildings mixed in to hold classes or some such fiddle faddle.

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« Reply #261 on: November 28, 2017, 12:20:49 PM »
When Shiner is around, he posts here.  And here is where the discussion of A&M's terminated coach and potential new coach resides.  

This confirms my long-held belief that Texas A&M is in fact a Big 12 school.  

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« Reply #262 on: November 28, 2017, 12:45:36 PM »
This confirms my long-held belief that Texas A&M is in fact a Big 12 school.  
Let me dispel that belief.
Sumlin would be a 9-10 win coach in the Big 12, and would be happily employed.
Jimbo would never even be considering A&M if not for SEC.
Kyle Field would not be larger than DKR.

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« Reply #263 on: November 28, 2017, 12:47:17 PM »
I'll let you "blue blood" fans lose your shit every December when you're not winning national titles every single year as if it's some ridiculous birthright.  
Nah.  You’re hyperbolizing again.

I never think much about national titles, at least not until the Sooners are actually IN an MNC game, and even then the chances are roughly just a coin flip.

Conference titles though - yeah - I do want the Sooners in THAT discussion.  That’s still the true mark of a successful season in my book, but even then I’d be happy with a conf title every 3-4 years.  
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« Reply #264 on: November 28, 2017, 03:01:22 PM »
Just goes to show how incredibly stupid our administration has been over the years.  
Aggie is hardly alone in that regard.  
I've been doing some thinking, and I'd like to have a topic about it to get other folks' weigh-ins.  But the SEC people will hardly know what to do with a non-gridiron thread, and if I do it here then I'll have HH crawling up my ass again about interlopers filling up the B12 board with unrelated spam.  
While noting it's okay to expend a rapid succession of digital ink on a story about chicken-humping.  

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« Reply #265 on: November 28, 2017, 03:18:51 PM »
When Shiner is around, he posts here.  And here is where the discussion of A&M's terminated coach and potential new coach resides.  

This confirms my long-held belief that Texas A&M is in fact a Big 12 school.  
I post here because the SEC board is boring more days (present company notwithstanding).... and this place sees more action.  If we had more discussions about beer, women and chicken fried steak over there.... that's where you'd find me.  

 

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