The problem with that, duh, is if I used it I'd have a bunch of Longhorns tripping over themselves to tell me that's their thing, I stole it, why the hell do I have to be so unoriginal.
I'm 6'2". Math is pretty good elsewhere. Those are some short fellas, thought so ever since the first time I watched them play years ago. But then, my one trip to Los Angeles years ago led me to believe everybody is short in L.A. Wife is 5' even, she says.
It's possible she married me just because I can reach the high cabinets in the kitchen.