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« Reply #1624 on: March 13, 2020, 08:14:42 PM »
Forget the virus, I'm just worried about how to wipe my arse in a couple weeks since some dumbasses bought up all the toilet paper.

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« Reply #1625 on: March 13, 2020, 09:35:40 PM »
Thats amazing.

I mean the last thing I would think about when I might get a virus is toilet paper.

Beer, food, clothes, a mask maybe but not toilet paper

Flush the bombers take us to defcon 1 and go out and buy all the toilet paper you can

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« Reply #1626 on: March 16, 2020, 10:00:53 AM »
Toilet paper may be the most easily replaceable thing I have. The other options are a tad less convenient, but definitely workable.

PLEASE don't start flushing paper towels! Being on lockdown with a backed up sewer is really gonna start a fight!
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« Reply #1627 on: March 16, 2020, 11:56:09 AM »
that's when guns might be required
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« Reply #1628 on: March 16, 2020, 02:24:09 PM »
Get your hands up and give me all your toilet paper

none of that cheap 2 ply stuff and dont even think about throwing in a dye canister
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« Reply #1629 on: March 16, 2020, 06:28:40 PM »
The same paper machines that make paper towels can be switched in pretty short order to make toilet paper.  Paper towels generally have permanent wet strength polymers applied that don't break down in water.  Toilet paper either has temporary wet strength polymers or none at all.  Facial tissue is akin to paper towels.

The kinds of pulp fibers used are different and the basis weight of the paper is different, but the machines are the same.  They make a very large roll first and then run that through a converter to make the rolls we buy.  The shortage should be alleviated in a few days.

I agree this is an item rather easily replaced with something else in a pinch.  I was thinking of things like coffee, beer, popcorn, bread, canned goods, eggs, cheese, large foam cowboy hats, the essentials.  

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« Reply #1630 on: March 16, 2020, 06:53:49 PM »
good spirits take longer to distill
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« Reply #1631 on: March 17, 2020, 07:41:35 AM »
Or are distilled more times.  Or use a narrower cut.  Or more theoretical plates.  Yup, that's a real term.

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« Reply #1632 on: March 17, 2020, 09:52:51 AM »
Quote from: Cincydawg on March 17, 2020, 07:41:35 AM
Or are distilled more times.  Or use a narrower cut.  Or more theoretical plates.  Yup, that's a real term.


My exam would have two questions, each question had like 10 sub-parts.

Right outta the box, my answer would be "this column is 1.5cm tall, and has a radius of 42.33km". Obviously, I did it wrong, but sub-part b would be "using your answer from part (a)...".

I did not do well.
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« Reply #1633 on: March 19, 2020, 10:49:41 AM »
Distillation process talk kills threads!
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« Reply #1634 on: March 19, 2020, 10:54:42 AM »
Cincy hasn't stopped by..........
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« Reply #1635 on: March 19, 2020, 12:19:15 PM »
What's up, fellow Armageddon survivors?  Scrolled back one page, saw another person got an email that prompted a return post.  How the hell did I ever have time to come hang out with you guys half the day?  

Hope everybody is well and stays that way!
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« Reply #1636 on: March 19, 2020, 12:23:51 PM »
Same to you WC4E, and tell Ski howdy for us if you talk to him.

We're just hunkered down here in the ATX, getting way more exercise in than usual.  The dog loves Coronavirus, she's never in her life gone on walks 3x per day and now it's a regular occurrence.

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« Reply #1637 on: March 19, 2020, 01:13:23 PM »
I keep Grubhub happy

Last night the girl delivering for them reached out as far as she could holding the bag in the tips of her fingers

I said dont worry Im well and she said but I thought youd be worrying about me

This world has gone completely crazy

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