In Southern bars, they ain't joking.
On the plus side, all that BB King/SRV blues and Hendrix/Skynrd rock stuff was pretty fun to play, even if it's not my go-to for frequent listening. And the gigs paid pretty well, I thought, for a college kid. We also got all the alcohol we wanted, on the house. For some of the guys I played with, that meant a lot more than others of us. Myself, I was banned from drinking on the job because they found out I didn't drink because I like alcohol and only had two modes, sober or shit-faced.
I thought I sounded pretty good shit-faced. My bandmates said they could tell a difference.