I was OK with Cabrera's bad contract because (a) it wasn't my money and (b) I wanted to see him hit milestones in a Tigers uniform
But watching him become the worst player in baseball is painful.  He is 0 for his last 23.  His BA is down to .105.  His advanced metrics are worse.  On a night where the anemic Tigers offense scored 7 runs, he is 0-5 with 2 strikeouts and 2 GIDP.  3 times he has ended an inning at the plate, with a runner on 3rd.  Teice with 1 out.
Oh, and for the "washed up" crowd, he's 6 years younger than Tom Brady, 3 years younger than Albert Pujols.  Even though he's not juicing like Brady, I figured he'd at least be Pujols at this point in his career.  A .250ish DH with limited power.  Instead he's a .110 hitter with zero power.