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Topic: Tide vs BearKitties

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Kris60

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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2021, 09:04:22 PM »
Cincinnati had a better showing than Michigan has so far 

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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2021, 09:09:04 PM »
"You know what, I want Cincinnati to get in.  People keep bitching about it, let's just let them in and watch like the ancient Romans did.  The carnage a big-boy program with the NC up for grabs will put on the Bearcats can shut everyone up about it."

"I'd like to see Georgia, Oregon, Alabama, and Michigan or MSU in it.  Interesting matchups. 


I meant to say Cincinnati, so they get their shot at public embarrassment."

"I'm not sure what you expect to happen, aside from the obvious.  Yay!  Cincinnati got their participation trophy!  At the expense of being impaled on a baseball bat in front of 15 million people!"

Where does it say "one of the biggest blowouts in history?"
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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2021, 09:14:24 PM »
Oh sorry, didn't realize "impaled on a baseball bat", "public embarrassment," or "carnage" were code words for a pretty routine game.

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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2021, 09:21:44 PM »
You took phrases describing a blowout win (3+ possessions in my eyes) and fictionalized it to "one of the biggest blowouts in history."  

Straw, meet man.
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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2021, 09:23:19 PM »
probably should've picked another G5 to play Georgia. Or let Cinci play them right after Bama. Better showing than the one Michigan is putting on right now.

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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2021, 09:28:10 PM »
You took phrases describing a blowout win (3+ possessions in my eyes) and fictionalized it to "one of the biggest blowouts in history." 

Straw, meet man.
CARNAGE IS COMING IN THE FORM OF A SOLID WIN!!! JUST WAIT UNTIL THE G5 EXPERIENCES THE SAME HUMILIATION AS ALL OTHER TEAMS THAT HAVE BEEN IN THE PLAYOFFS. THEY WILL NEVER WANT TO PLAY AGAIN!!!!

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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2021, 10:10:06 PM »
You took phrases describing a blowout win (3+ possessions in my eyes) and fictionalized it to "one of the biggest blowouts in history." 

Straw, meet man.
Now, come on. You have to own this. You don’t have to actually say the words “50 point blowout” for people to infer you meant something like that.

Watching carnage like the Romans did?  Public embarrassment?  Being impaled on a baseball bat?
Phrases like that lead whoever is reading it to expect more than a 21 point win like they have seen a million other times. 

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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 2021, 10:46:22 PM »
Here, Michigan's getting their asses beat, right?  Look pretty hapless, yes?

Bama had more yards than UGA does with 4 min left in the game and allowed 70 fewer than UM has gained.
Cincinnati was emasculated.  Sorry Bama didn't hang 50 on them, but Saban & Co. realized early on that they didn't have to.

If you played or coached football, you would understand this. 
“The Swamp is where Gators live.  We feel comfortable there, but we hope our opponents feel tentative. A swamp is hot and sticky and can be dangerous." - Steve Spurrier

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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2021, 11:03:57 PM »
Here, Michigan's getting their asses beat, right?  Look pretty hapless, yes?

Bama had more yards than UGA does with 4 min left in the game and allowed 70 fewer than UM has gained.
Cincinnati was emasculated.  Sorry Bama didn't hang 50 on them, but Saban & Co. realized early on that they didn't have to.

If you played or coached football, you would understand this. 
LOL

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« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2021, 11:31:39 PM »
Because I'm an adult.
Ya that's the 1st thing that comes to everyone's mind when you post :D
Poster no 1 "say there isn't that the Adult gator guy posting over there"
Poster no 2 "why it's none other than,I hear he works for the Egg Lobby,perhaps he'll share some of 
those pearls with the rest of us"
Poster no 1 "well we sure can dream can't we"
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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2021, 11:42:31 PM »
Here, Michigan's getting their asses beat, right?  Look pretty hapless, yes?

Bama had more yards than UGA does with 4 min left in the game and allowed 70 fewer than UM has gained.
Cincinnati was emasculated.  Sorry Bama didn't hang 50 on them, but Saban & Co. realized early on that they didn't have to.

If you played or coached football, you would understand this. 
Lol, what? I’m sure Saban decided to forego a runaway victory for a 17-6 lead heading into the 4th instead.  

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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2021, 11:44:11 PM »
Lol, what? I’m sure Saban decided to forego a runaway victory for a 17-6 lead heading into the 4th instead. 
You would understand if you coached football. 

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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2021, 11:51:02 PM »
Or if you were an adult
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Re: Tide vs BearKitties
« Reply #69 on: January 01, 2022, 12:00:14 AM »
Happy New Years you filthy animals
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