38-27 Buckeyes.
I hope so!
In case you are right, I'm going volunteer my services as a speech-writer and here is my first draft of a speech for Ryan Day's post-game press conference:
"Good evening and thank you for this opportunity to speak to you. None of our players will be made available and I will not be taking any questions after my statement.
As you saw today, my team is a lot tougher when our opponent doesn't cheat and know all of our play calls in advance. If you think about it, knowing all of your opponents' play calls is a bit like starting the game on third base.
I want to take a step back and talk about our hosts. The University of Michigan is a great University, it is truly a world class institution of research and higher learning. Unfortunately the cheating Michigan Football program is an embarrassment to a great institution. They are an embarrassment to the conference and to all the member institutions including the one I represent.
Cheating has real life consequences for real kids and they are the biggest victims of Michigan's cheating. The Wolverines have a very good team this year as they did the last two years but their accomplishments will always exist under a cloud of suspicion.
Coming into this game last year my QB, CJ Stroud was the favorite for the Heisman trophy. It is entirely possible that Michigan would have won the last two years without cheating but we will never know because the Michigan Football Program chose not to play the last two years without cheating. We'll never know what would have happened if they hadn't cheated because we can't go back in time and eliminate Michigan's cheating.
Finally, I want to address one more issue. Members of my family have literally received death threats due to insinuations and rumors including some put out by a University of Michigan Regent that I was behind the investigation into the massive cheating operation conducted by the University of Michigan's Football Program over at least the past three years. Those rumors and insinuations are completely false and it is beneath the stature of a University Regent to engage in such blatant falsehoods. It also may be legally actionable as members of my family and I have been forced to absorb security costs due to these lies. (Only include this paragraph if it is true).
I want to again thank you for your time and thank the University of Michigan for hosting us today, we will enjoy our trip back home.