Maybe I should pray for a female Republican president!
Ha, actually, that makes me think of an equivalent.
Okay, so my joke would go, if there ever was a female Republican president, she'd be a hot, conservative blonde. But that can't be, because Fox News hired them all.
....just like.....
Strong-armed left-handers can't be NFL quarterbacks because they're already pitchers in baseball.
See? Funny!