Maybe USC should try calling defensive plays at random? It couldn't be any worse.
2020 LSU's defense was probably the worst P5/upper half of P5 I'd ever seen, but this year's USC D is so bad, you can't call it D.....it's more like a big, loose P.
It's probably the worst defense I've ever seen of a non-hapless, non-have not type program. Ever.
*EDIT
It is not the worst, statistically...yet. BUT, they still have this game, @ Oregon, and UCLA left.
It will likely get shredded in 2 of 3 of those games, at best.