Programs like Akron average like 12,000 fans per game and have TV deals with Animal Planet for $600K/yr.
When they play Ohio St or VA Tech or Texas, it's like a homeless person playing poker with a CEO. It's not entertainment, it's a bludgeoning.
The best a Zip can do is go 10-2, win the MAC, and enjoy their trip to the Obscure.com Bowl in Mobile, AL.
No thanks.