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Topic: Mr. N's whimsical postings...

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MrNubbz

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Re: Mr. N's whimsical postings...
« Reply #1904 on: September 17, 2025, 11:38:21 PM »

Last will and testament...

Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins to speak: "My son, Doug, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"

"My daughter Kelly, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Kevin, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Cathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Steve slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

The wife replies, "The asshole had a paper route."
"Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey" - Ernest Hemingway

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« Reply #1905 on: September 19, 2025, 08:48:05 AM »
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

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« Reply #1906 on: September 20, 2025, 06:18:03 PM »

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« Reply #1907 on: September 22, 2025, 07:11:32 AM »
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

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« Reply #1908 on: September 22, 2025, 07:20:27 PM »


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« Reply #1909 on: September 22, 2025, 07:27:59 PM »
It was worth a try :57:

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« Reply #1910 on: September 22, 2025, 07:29:09 PM »

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« Reply #1911 on: September 22, 2025, 07:43:57 PM »

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« Reply #1912 on: September 22, 2025, 08:08:52 PM »
So you played with transformers?
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« Reply #1913 on: September 23, 2025, 08:12:27 AM »
U RAH RAH! WIS CON SIN!

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« Reply #1914 on: September 23, 2025, 09:03:36 AM »
"Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey" - Ernest Hemingway

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« Reply #1915 on: September 23, 2025, 09:27:58 AM »
So you played with transformers?
It was a Gobot. 

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« Reply #1916 on: September 24, 2025, 08:54:48 AM »
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

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U RAH RAH! WIS CON SIN!

 

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