Sam Cohen & Morris Liftshitz, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Morris didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Morris hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Morris lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Morris, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Morris! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Morris, what in the world happened to you?
Morris replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Morris said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day, she knew I had money,
and she filed rape charges against me;
and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court,
I pleaded 'Guilty’. 'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’
