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MrNubbz

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« Reply #896 on: June 30, 2023, 04:21:05 PM »
Quote from: Brutus Buckeye on June 29, 2023, 08:18:32 PM
I recently saw one of these set up on a street that runs alongside the interstate. So it was reading the speed of the cars on the freeway, which made it look like you were doing 77 in a 35.
Prolly registering the speed and taking a snap shot of your license plate. You'll be getting a ticket in the mail shortly. And they say government isn't efficient
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« Reply #897 on: July 01, 2023, 02:18:10 AM »
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUTSIDE IN FLORIDA BUT WHEN I DO, I TURN AROUND AND GO RIGHT BACK IN'
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« Reply #898 on: July 01, 2023, 02:34:47 AM »
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« Reply #899 on: July 02, 2023, 11:35:22 AM »
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« Reply #900 on: July 02, 2023, 12:31:57 PM »
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« Reply #901 on: July 02, 2023, 01:16:28 PM »
Quote from: MrNubbz on July 02, 2023, 12:31:57 PM

red will always be the woman tees to this old golfer
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« Reply #902 on: July 03, 2023, 07:31:44 PM »
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« Reply #903 on: July 03, 2023, 10:03:19 PM »
Quote from: longhorn320 on July 02, 2023, 01:16:28 PM
red will always be the woman tees to this old golfer
tees should be based on the length of your shots
not gender
not age
not handicap (score)
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« Reply #904 on: July 03, 2023, 10:35:21 PM »
Quote from: FearlessF on July 03, 2023, 10:03:19 PM
tees should be based on the length of your shots
not gender
not age
not handicap (score)
just remember to hike your skirt up when you hit from the red tees
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« Reply #905 on: July 03, 2023, 10:55:26 PM »
same as when you leave the birdie putt short
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« Reply #906 on: July 03, 2023, 11:11:08 PM »
Quote from: FearlessF on July 03, 2023, 10:55:26 PM
same as when you leave the birdie putt short
I was playing one time when I hit a shot that bounced off a tree and came back and hit me in the family jewels 

I was just recovering from the pain when I realized my playing partner was rolling around on the ground in deep laughter

I said screw you that hurt

he says thats not the worst of it

I said whats the worst of it

He says chocking back his mirth you have to take a penalty stroke
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« Reply #907 on: July 04, 2023, 08:11:23 AM »
I've seen some funny shit on the golf course

I've witnessed that a couple times in different ways
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« Reply #908 on: July 04, 2023, 02:37:12 PM »
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« Reply #909 on: July 04, 2023, 03:47:08 PM »
Quote from: longhorn320 on July 03, 2023, 11:11:08 PM
I was playing one time when I hit a shot that bounced off a tree and came back and hit me in the family jewels

I was just recovering from the pain when I realized my playing partner was rolling around on the ground in deep laughter
Years ago at this course out in the sticks - that i liked no pressure from the good or even average duffers. Anyway i was teeing up and there were a couple of trees just off to the right in front of the tee. Two buddies had their cart not far behind me off to the right. Well i have a hell of a slice which is fine when I'm filleting fish but sux there. So I que my friends they might want to back up bit as poplars would no doubt snag my drive. They said "just hit the damn ball"  i crushed it as it hit the tree then the cart skipping off the front and as they got grazed into the back and caromed back/forth a few times between the sets of clubs. They found the cart's reverse worked
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