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« Reply #518 on: July 27, 2022, 05:10:13 PM »
Uhhhh. wow.
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« Reply #519 on: July 27, 2022, 05:24:26 PM »
just a Texas dad out with the kids
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« Reply #520 on: July 27, 2022, 05:24:38 PM »
May be an image of 2 people
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« Reply #521 on: July 27, 2022, 05:26:57 PM »
Quote from: FearlessF on July 27, 2022, 05:24:26 PM
just a Texas dad out with the kids
Yup, Texans are awful.  Don't move here.

Thank You For Your Support
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« Reply #522 on: July 27, 2022, 06:21:16 PM »

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« Reply #523 on: July 28, 2022, 01:08:25 PM »
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« Reply #524 on: July 30, 2022, 09:55:59 AM »
A person behind me at the drive through flipped me off cause I was taking too long to order. So I paid for her order at the first window. When I got to the second window I showed both receipts and took her food as well. Hopefully the person behind her flipped her off cause she was taking too long trying to straighten that out.
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« Reply #525 on: July 30, 2022, 10:21:56 AM »
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« Reply #526 on: July 30, 2022, 07:09:47 PM »
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« Reply #527 on: July 31, 2022, 10:35:03 PM »

« Last Edit: July 31, 2022, 11:16:09 PM by MrNubbz »
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« Reply #528 on: August 02, 2022, 06:07:33 PM »
Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
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1... Drive up to the cash machine.

2. LOWER your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

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5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Raise window.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(Unfortunately, most of this  is the Truth.!!)

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.

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5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN .

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on mobile phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Hand Brake.
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« Reply #529 on: August 03, 2022, 07:39:45 AM »
https://troublewiththecurve.net/2019/08/10/the-genius-and-madness-of-gene-mauch/

The genius (and madness) of Gene Mauch

Mauch would hang it up as a player in 1957 and go on to become one of the most clever and arrogant managers in baseball history. Mauch is fifth all-time in games managed at 3,942 and ninth in wins with 1,902. But he also lost more games than he won. His 2,037 defeats are third all-time. However, he was often saddled with mediocre teams in the process of rebuilding or, as in Montreal, with an expansion team.

Nick Acocella of ESPN once said that Gene Mauch was either the smartest baseball man never to win a pennant or the most expert at pulling defeat out of victory’s jaws.

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« Reply #530 on: August 03, 2022, 11:24:36 AM »
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« Reply #531 on: August 03, 2022, 01:32:02 PM »
Knock it off FF you rim enthusiast,I'm perfectly capable of faffing up the thread content all by my self
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