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Topic: Mr. N's whimsical postings...

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MrNubbz

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Re: Mr. N's whimsical postings...
« Reply #434 on: May 23, 2022, 06:30:28 PM »

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.  So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.  "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

“How much do you charge”?

"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.  "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."

"Is that so?"  With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under there now!”






« Last Edit: May 23, 2022, 06:38:19 PM by MrNubbz »
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Re: Mr. N's whimsical postings...
« Reply #435 on: May 23, 2022, 06:49:03 PM »
 

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« Reply #436 on: May 25, 2022, 10:03:46 PM »
May be an image of text that says 'Just putting this out there for the flat earthers DAY NIGHT DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY'
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« Reply #437 on: May 26, 2022, 01:27:10 AM »
Posted this 2 yrs ago in the Covid thread


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« Reply #438 on: May 26, 2022, 07:52:48 AM »
U RAH RAH! WIS CON SIN!

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« Reply #439 on: May 26, 2022, 11:59:10 AM »
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'NEVER-E ENDING PRO WAR PROPAGANDA'
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« Reply #440 on: May 26, 2022, 12:41:03 PM »
Man that was really funny Fearless
They won't let me give blood anymore. The burnt orange color scares the hell out of the doctors.

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« Reply #441 on: May 26, 2022, 01:04:12 PM »
I blame the leftists in Hollywood for the wars
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« Reply #442 on: May 27, 2022, 08:38:31 AM »

I didn't see any Maize and Blue on the bed. :)

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« Reply #443 on: May 29, 2022, 08:52:24 AM »
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Yesterday was bring your pet to church day. I'm no longer allowed there.'
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« Reply #444 on: May 29, 2022, 09:00:11 AM »
May be a black-and-white image of 2 people, people standing, bicycle and text that says 'And then, some freakin idiot invented the "lady's bicycle"'
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« Reply #445 on: May 29, 2022, 09:13:46 AM »
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'When your boy says "put me down for par" despite taking a drop and 3 putting'
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« Reply #446 on: May 29, 2022, 10:00:54 AM »
Think that one on the top I sent you
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« Reply #447 on: May 30, 2022, 08:09:20 AM »
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