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Topic: Mr. N's whimsical postings...

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« Reply #420 on: May 09, 2022, 12:46:28 PM »
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'AND JUST LIKE THAT EVERYONE ON THE LEFT REMEMBERS WHAT A "WOMAN" IS...'
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« Reply #421 on: May 10, 2022, 09:27:38 AM »
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« Reply #422 on: May 16, 2022, 10:40:05 AM »


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« Reply #423 on: May 19, 2022, 06:45:28 PM »
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'THE ECONOMY DIDN'T KILL ITSELF.'
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« Reply #424 on: May 19, 2022, 09:03:24 PM »
May be a meme of 1 person and text that says '..but no mean tweets, right?! I cant pay my bills.. I cant afford groceries.. I cant fill my gas tank.. cant find any baby formula..'
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« Reply #425 on: May 19, 2022, 09:13:38 PM »

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« Reply #426 on: May 19, 2022, 09:19:03 PM »

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« Reply #427 on: May 19, 2022, 09:48:49 PM »
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« Reply #428 on: May 20, 2022, 03:13:24 PM »
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« Reply #429 on: May 22, 2022, 09:32:06 AM »
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« Reply #430 on: May 22, 2022, 10:15:50 AM »
So you’ve been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but you won’t take the vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it.  Are you kidding me?
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« Reply #431 on: May 23, 2022, 06:30:28 PM »

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.  So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.  "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

“How much do you charge”?

"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.  "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."

"Is that so?"  With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under there now!”






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« Reply #432 on: May 23, 2022, 06:49:03 PM »
 

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« Reply #433 on: May 25, 2022, 10:03:46 PM »
May be an image of text that says 'Just putting this out there for the flat earthers DAY NIGHT DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY'
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